Aries

Aries Ever since I gave away Echo (my cat), I have been quite sad. So my mother brought another one from someone else, and I named it: Aries. (As for the font size, I'll leave it to you.) When I first met Aries, this one-month-old kitten really shocked me and almost made me take him to the pet hospital for plastic surgery. What was going on? It turned out that this guy had two oval-shaped black spots on his forehead. What was even more strange was that there was a tuft of yellow hair in the middle of the two black spots. At first glance, they looked like two eyes. Plus the original two eyes, good guy, four eyes, what a deformity! Oh, wrong, wrong. It's a deformed cat! No way, kitten, who calls your little master "four eyes"! It has a bit of a "lead singer and servant" flavor! When I was a child, I studied "My Cat" by Zheng Zhenduo and thought that the cat was really cute and naughty. But I don't know that "there is a sky outside the sky, and there is a cat outside the cat." How about we also have an "Elvis Contest" to compete? VS NO.1 I heard that Brother Zheng's cat would stamp a few plum blossoms on his articles. Let's see what my Aries is capable of: My Aries are amazing! Not only can it "draw" plum blossoms on the ground and articles, but people can also sign them! Every time I finish writing a letter or registering my classmates, Aries has to sign his name—cat paw print—"meow meow meow". (Aries hissed in protest from the side: Who told you to apply black ink on my flesh pad and press it onto the paper! How dare I resist!... (Silence, short... Aries: Help!!!!) VS NO.2 Brother Zheng said that his cat is extremely cute, but our cat (hehe, secretly laughing) is really ugly. I don't know since when, Aries developed a bad habit, which gives me a lot of headaches. Oh, by the way, don't worry, he hasn't become addicted to alcohol or smoking, because his IQ hasn't reached 250 yet. (The cold claws next to me moved inadvertently.) Well, every time I go home recently, I will hug the Aries. Who would have thought that it would take it one step further and rub it hard against my lips. A few times it was... It was really "indecent"! ! ! (Aries muttered: Why don't you improve the food for me every time you have something delicious to eat? People are greedy. Otherwise, the word "greedy cat" is not used. However, I understand that this is tantamount to "stealing food from a tiger's mouth"...) "Who do you think is the tiger?"... Bang, bang, bang... Aries: "Readers, we are destined to meet again in the next life..." VS NO.3 Naughty and ambitious since ancient times. Brother Zheng's cat is quite naughty, but how can it compare to my Aries? Let's wait and see: Aries is so shameless, let me give you an example to prove it: This guy has a hobby that is really hard to talk about. This guy loves to... Love to... Drill into the WC! It's so helpless. One time, the door in the room was open and I was doing my homework. I didn't pay much attention to it. This guy actually jumped up and made me unable to find it after I finished my homework. He was so anxious that he was running around the room, just like a headless fly. See if I catch you and don't give you any clues! Suddenly, I stepped across the WC with the door open, and something white shook my head. I turned around and saw: it was that guy. This is really in line with the old saying: Looking for it thousands of times in the crowd, suddenly looking back, there is that guy, in the toilet seat! Look, this cat is really hopeless. Mom said that it also wanted to have a taste of sitting on the toilet. (Hello? Boss, do you have a small toilet specifically designed for cats?) How about it, do you still need to compare? Best of three games, let's judge! Let's see who loses and who wins in this "Elvis Contest". Off topic: Anyone who votes for Aries will receive: for free: 1. A blowing kiss from Aries. 2. Aries' autograph. 3. … Anyone who votes for Zheng Zhenduo's cat will receive for free: countless paw prints of Aries... Intention: