[Haikyuu!!] A Spiker Who Doesn't Want to Be a Libero Isn't a Good Spiker

Afdian (parking lot): Jiao Jiao Jiao Jiao Jiao Shi

All pairings, BL, multiple male leads. A story about playing volleyball and flirting with men along the way.

Early on, in Tokyo. Mainly Nekoma, Itachiyama, and Fukurodani pairings.

Sakusa (a sudden arrival, prickly on the outside but soft inside): If it's Tomohisa, I never mind doing anything for him.

Tomohisa: But the first time you saw me, you called me a useless pretty face.

Sakusa: That doesn't count.

Kuroo (a senior at the same school, yet someone from another school got there first): Pigs from other schools, stop trying to steal Nekoma's cabbage!

Bokuto: Little Tomohisa! My apprentice! Come to Fukurodani and practice with me!

Akaashi: Tomohisa, remember to deny all those things Bokuto-senpai made up earlier, but you're welcome to come to Fukurodani.

Tomohisa: This is probably a bit of a school-rule violation...

Later on, a chaotic battle of pairings:

Tōru Oikawa (Tomohisa's private online tutor, but his confession gets rejected): Little Lemon-chan!! I really like you so much!

Ushijima (a painfully straightforward guy who has to run himself ragged trying to win him over later): But Tomohisa can only marry one person.

Tomohisa: You're not talking about yourself, are you?

Tōru Oikawa: That's why I hate how seriously he manages to offend people!

Miya Atsumu (scheming, sharp-tongued, shameless, and always helping himself; shamelessness really is unbeatable): Tomohisa-chan, come here~ I'll set for you~ You can crush Karasuno's freak quick attack~

Tomohisa: But Miya Osamu-senpai...

Miya Atsumu: Huh? If you want to crush Miya Osamu-senpai, you can do that too~ Though you can already crush him anyway~

Miya Osamu (reliable, with exactly the same type as Tomohisa, but unfortunately not shameless enough to ever beat his brother): What are you blabbering about now, you foul-mouthed pig?

Theme: Be an attacker who never lets the volleyball hit the ground