As a qualified assistant - when your boss hangs himself, you hand him a rope; when his boss goes into the water, you tie a whole stone with a rope to his feet; when your boss discusses the philosophy of life, you push him into the center of the crossfire...
Even though the rope broke when your boss was hanging, even though you forgot to kick the stone into the water when your boss went into the water, even though you pushed your boss too hard into the center of the crossfire and made him eat mud...
You (serious look): But I am a really good and qualified assistant.
A certain boss: Haha. (Silently takes out a gun)
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ps: Primary school students' writing style, OOC warning.
Intention: None