Copywriting one:
I joined a world environmental organization.
In order to promote harmonious relations among the members of the organization, I held a friendly exchange meeting.
——Shenwei: Thank you for the invitation. Business people don't have feelings.
Me: Oh, Captain Hound is just busy~
Shenwei: Are you planning to visit Meursault Prison?
——Fyodor: Business people must not have feelings.
Me: Oh, who are you going to backstab?
Fyodor: Are you free? (Head-touching warning.)
——Gogol: A career man cannot have feelings.
Me: Oh, busy assassinating Fei Jia. Do you want to come together?
——Brad: Go back to the coffin and go to sleep.
Me: Oh, bye.
——Sigma:…. Silently handed over the hush money.
Me: Hehe.
Copywriting two:
My name is Misawa Heqi, and my name is Xiao Guliang~
I have a boss whose name is too long, he is called Fei Jia for short.
I floated from Siberia to Yokohama (I really floated on the sea, thank you Mr. Clown for providing me with food rations so that I would not starve to death (innocent face))
As for why I came to Yokohama, Dog
Ah, this must be a perfect vacation if you ignore the falling sky fortress above my head.
The author's writing is novice, it may be OOC, if you don't like it, please don't criticize it, thank you.
The heroine has a serious brain disease and is crazy.
Intention: None