As a weak, pitiful, helpless cosplayer who ended up transmigrating into the real deal just because I cosplayed Dazai, today I am once again thinking about going on strike.
After all, I have neither abilities nor supernatural powers, and I even come with a frail constitution debuff. There's no way I can do the job of a boss.
-- Just as I was thinking that, my supernatural ability, which had been lost for twelve years, suddenly came online.
A strange chat group came online at the same time.
I opened the list of group members and my vision went black.
Member One, Goetia, a collective of demons intent on incinerating human history;
Member Two, Asakura Hao, a great onmyoji who had reincarnated after a thousand years, aiming to create a world inhabited only by spirit mediums;
Member Three, Hisui Nagare, the Green King, who wants everyone to possess supernatural abilities;
Member Four, Geto Suguru, a curse user who dreams of eliminating ordinary people and leaving only jujutsu sorcerers;
Member Five, Byakuran Gesso, the mafia boss who takes pleasure in destroying the world;
Member Six, Junko Enoshima, the despairing girl plotting to plunge all of humanity into despair.
...I think a kind, gentle Russian like me isn't really suited to be in this group, am I?
But when I tried to leave the group chat, I saw a line of tiny text:
All members have arrived. Announcement begins now: 100,000 hours, 0 minutes, and 0 seconds until the worlds merge.
The supernatural ability standing in front of me smiled.
