Please see the end for content warnings. This story is quite involved.
Blurb:
There are three kinds of blue aliens in the Land of Light.
One kind is clever but kind. Another is clever but unkind.
What they have in common is their tendency to get hopelessly fixated on things. They can't live unless they go all in.
Unfortunately, Uroboros is the third kind: neither clever nor kind. He's just a background character with a hidden performative personality, always ready with a sarcastic comment. So far, he hasn't shown any signs of being petty.
Until...
A little red phoenix patted him on the shoulder and tried to get him to help revitalize the Central Scientific Research Institute alongside a blue alien who'd defected and then repented. He went along, only to be treated like a nuclear-powered donkey and nearly worked to death.
After finally escaping that ordeal, he was briefly banished from the Land of Light for keeping an eye on his junior. But after barely venturing out, he was mistaken by a king who represented absolute darkness for another Ultraman persecuted by the Land of Light. He was promptly promoted to the vanguard of an attack on the Land of Light, and ended up staring face-to-face with his junior on the battlefield.
Battered and bruised, he finally got a chance to catch his breath, only to be taken away by the main force to hunt down a tsundere blue Ultraman. Along the way, he met his superior's son, endured eighty-one trials, and moved the tsundere blue Ultraman (or so it seemed).
At last, he'd found all of his fellow blue aliens. It was time to make a wish! (Not really.)
Seriously, what are all you blue aliens, stubborn mules?
Why are there wanted posters for all of you all over the martial world?
Content warnings:
1. No couples in the story, aside from canon married couples. No non-canon pairings (in the original series, whether BL or BG, anyone who isn't married is written as just good friends).
2. The protagonist won't show off his overwhelming power or face-slap everyone. He's the sarcastic-commentary type, not someone who puts on a mysterious act and speaks in riddles. The story follows one principle: "The world is just one big amateur operation."
3. A lighthearted comedy. The writing style may change a little later on, but it will definitely have a happy ending. The main plot will follow the blurb and won't be changed unless the framework has a flaw. There may be some side stories mixed in.
4. Includes personal headcanons and some plot changes, mixing canon and original ideas. The timeline is chaotic, so please bear with me.
5. Thanks in advance for pointing out errors. I read all the comments, but rarely reply. I'm truly sorry, for personal reasons.
6. I don't bash any characters, and bashing characters in the comments is strictly forbidden. This story has no couples. To keep the comments section peaceful, please don't start shipping characters where it isn't appropriate.
My other work:
Romance (nearly complete, working out the ending and extras)
[Kamen Rider EX-AID] My Boss Has the Weirdest Ideas Every Day
The worker's soul is made for work, and the boss is always on top!
After destroying the universe in my past life, I'm working for Dan Kuroto in this one.
My working life starts today! (Not really.)
The heroine is still the inner voice making sarcastic remarks.
A funny slice-of-life story dressed up as romance. The hero is none other than the exploitative boss himself, and the heroine is his secretary, a wage slave. You don't need to know the original series to enjoy it.
Important disclaimer: Any brainless, suffocating stunts by the male lead, Dan Kuroto, are because he isn't quite right in the head. The author has nothing to do with it.
Theme: Justice and peace
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It's okay, generally if it doesn't work, then the human body will definitely be able to do it) Thumbs up. Jpg
I remember that Taro was not the captain of the police force. Captain is the honorary title given to Ken after he retires, and Taylor is the chief instructor.
I was silent while reciting the history book, thinking of how embarrassed I was in junior high school.
Marvelous! Two chapters at a time, so delicious, thanks for the treat!! The protagonist's road is long and arduous, and he doesn't have the ability to protect himself yet. Come on, even if you want to return to Earth now, it's impossible. Even if you return to Earth, you will be beaten to death by evil aliens or monsters. That's an arcane world. Strength is so important. With strength, it doesn't matter even if you are mentally retarded. Otherwise, even if you are a genius, you won't be able to get out. The outside world is too dangerous.
Come on!!! I like the story of the protagonist living in the Kingdom of Light, especially the experience of this uncle. I saw a shining story other than the protagonists of Ultraman.
I don't even know the words, so I can't be recognized as an adult no matter what. This Kingdom of Light always feels dark. The previous protagonist was almost killed because he said something that others thought they shouldn't know.
I haven't forgotten Earth Language yet, hahaha, and Meng Po Soup hasn't been digested yet. When the Earth language is taught in school, won't the protagonist have to dig out of the middle school with his toes?
He's the arrogant and poisonous teacher.
Four times, I still like this article very much? It's so cute
(???ω??`) Looking forward to looking forward to it