Naruto: The Hardcore Version

The early chapters are mostly parody, while the later ones mix up different styles. It's both a comedy and a tragedy.

Naruto: "Ore wa, I've grown up eating gutter oil the whole time. Ore wa, I've always taken the Three Represents as my ninja way. Ore wa, I'm the man who's gonna become Hokage, de wa yo!"

Sasuke: "Well, looks like all those old days, all those rights and wrongs, have faded into the past."

Kakashi touched a lock of golden hair that had fallen across his face and sighed. "Well, the hair dye's expired again. Looks like the brand Guy likes isn't right for me..."

Itachi: "Because, because I'm already dead..."

For more exciting scenes, read the story!

The same plot, a different point of view.

The same characters, a different flavor.

Don't read this while eating. You'll laugh until your face cramps, so remember to have a handkerchief ready to wipe away your tears.

The live read-along on Baidu's Naruto forum got over 160,000 views in four days. A labor of love by the masters of revealing the truth!

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