Reborn as a True Phoenix, Mistaken for a False One

Jiang Bin swore he was absolutely, genuinely, truly a grown man over the age of twenty-five. But one day, the unlucky man met a gruesome end in a horrific car accident. When he woke up, he was horrified to discover that, somehow, he had become a genuine, bona fide woman over the age of twenty-five. Nothing in life could be more devastating. But that wasn't all. To his further dismay, he discovered that he was no longer an innocent maiden, but someone else's wife. And that wasn't even the worst of it. Next, he found out that not only was he someone else's wife, he was also the stepmother of a three-year-old toddler. A disaster among disasters. Fine, Heaven. I accept my fate. So my life really is one giant tea table, huh?! What else is there, Heaven? Just tell me everything at once! Heaven: Well, not much else. You'll also find out that you're already a warrior. Jiang Bin: ~!@#$%^&*() Quan Yun throws up her arms and cries: Everyone, friends, my beloved shou, is this story shocking? (A barrage of bricks, rotten eggs, and rotten tomatoes rains down like meteors.) (Once things finally calm down a little, a certain Yun calmly sets down the pot lid, now dented all over.) Wiping her face, Quan Yun says coolly: Don't be scared. You'll get used to it after enough shocks. In this "Everyone Becomes a Monk" movement, there's no H and no flirting. Quan Yun feels that writing danmei makes life so bleak, so this story is the result of one of her melancholy fits. She hopes old and new friends alike will be understanding. Let's let this BL in a BG story, the fighter jet of BG stories, make a chaotic mess of things! Oh yeah! Quan Yun's first reborn story, Star Catcher (danmei), click to read~ Quan Yun's second reborn story, Reborn: Only You Will Do (danmei), click to read~