[Open the next book, "Is the Totoro Cub Being Raised Crooked by Kangxi Today?", And click on it to collect it~]
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Transformed into the youngest son of Kangxi, the youngest brother of Yongzheng, and the youngest uncle of Qianlong, Yinmi was favored by three generations of emperors. He was favored by his young father, his middle-aged brother, and his nephew in his old age.
So she pampered her, and when she grew up, she became Pi Zaizai.
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Kangxi: Why is the palace full of stench?
"Your Majesty, all the fish in the pond have been caught by the twenty-fourth brother, saying that he wants to dry the salted fish. The roofs, roads, and palace walls are all covered with them..."
As a result, Kangxi was fainted by the stench,
Kangxi beat his chest: Do you want to stink your father to death? ! !
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Kangxi: Why are all the pigs running around Zhuangzi?
"Your Majesty, the twenty-fourth elder brother and several young princes went to Zhuangzi to ride pigs, but they couldn't fight the pigs and all the pigs ran away..."
So, Kangxi was injured by a pig,
Kangxi rolled his eyes: Do you want to kill your father? ! !
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Kangxi: This dish is good. What is it called?
"Your Majesty, this dish is called Wei Ai Cricket. It is made from crickets dug and fried by the twenty-fourth elder brother himself. He hopes that the Emperor will have a pleasant meal..."
So, Kangxi ate Yue,
Kangxi suffered from vomiting and diarrhea: he was a traitor! Do you want to poison your father? ! !
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Kangxi: It's over, am I going to die and enjoy the blessing? I must be mad to death! ! ! But there is no way to have a son when you are old, just pamper him!
Mi Yin: Hee hee, I love my old father the most!
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"Sir, Brother Twenty-Four has taken the flowers you wanted to give to Fujin in the yard and fed them to the pigs!"
As a result, Fourth Master received a cold face,
Fourth Master gritted his teeth: Twenty-four! Don't let me catch you!
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"Sir, Brother Twenty-Four threw the note you wanted to hand to the Emperor into the pond!"
As a result, Fourth Master received a slap in the face,
The Fourth Master grabbed his sore butt and roared: Twenty-four! One day I will make your ass bloom!
Secret Yin: Wow, bad brother!
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"Your Majesty, the twenty-fourth elder brother has hidden salted fish in your house! They are everywhere!!"
So poor Hongli slept all night smelling the smell of salted fish.
Hongli burst into tears: I didn't offend anyone! Uncle, I've got your pigtails! !
Mi Yin: Ouch, no matter how big or small!
Yinmi is making trouble every day, but he didn't expect that his father, brother, and nephew would love him so much that they spoiled him and made him the group's favorite. He would either rua him or pull his pigtails!
Mi Yin: Hum, your mouth is too good for your body!
PS:
1. Elevated and clear, with many private facilities.
2. The article about raising a baby, a slow-burn healing style, very everyday, cute and brainless, a good boy when he was a child, and a spoiled baby when he grows up.
3. Little white text, Lei Meng learns from himself.
4. Thank you to every little cutie for your love! !
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"Has the Totoro Cub been raised crookedly by Kangxi today?"
The chinchilla cub Yinzan saw through the mirror that the noble Nala passed away in childbirth, leaving behind the twelfth prince Yinzan who was waiting for food. Kangxi was both a father and a mother, working hard to nurse the baby, but the baby was not raised at the age of two.
So pitiful,
Totoro Zaizai decided to go through and help him.
However, he was hit in the head by someone during the journey. When he passed through, he became a baby with no memory. He only knew that he was a chinchilla cub.
In his new life, Kangxi made up his mind to be a good nanny (bushi) this time and raise Twelve well!
But, why do you feel that... The more you raise it, the more crooked it becomes?
Small theater:
My Neighbor Totoro: Ama, Ama, I want to eat the delicious and juicy alfalfa grass...
Kangxi was very puzzled: "..." Why should a good human being eat grass? Are you a calf or a bastard?
My Neighbor Totoro: Ama, Ama, I have to climb a very tall tree!
Kangxi was really confused: "..." Could it be that I used the wrong method? Open the baby-raising manual and take a look, my dear, only monkeys can raise babies like this!
My Neighbor Totoro: Ama, Ama, you can't take a bath with water, you have to use sand!
Kangxi was shocked: "..." What is Shasha? Use sand instead of water for bathing? !
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The chinchilla cub cried: Amma is a big fool! You can't even raise a baby! Give me nothing! You promised to take good care of me!
Kangxi was ashamed: Ah, this baby is crooked, it's my fault!
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Small theater ①
One day, a chinchilla suddenly appeared in the court hall. It "chirped" and ran to the dragon chair, where it sat in great spirits. Everyone was so shocked that they almost screamed in the hall regardless of etiquette!
A certain minister: Your Majesty, why do you raise such a big rat?
Yinzan looked up at his father aggrievedly,
Kangxi: That is my son. He is a chinchilla, not a mouse! The weather is getting colder, it's time for everyone in your family to lay off their jobs...
A certain minister knelt down and kowtowed: Your Majesty, I have a mean mouth, but I am a traitor!
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Mini plot ②
The chinchilla cub was caught and forced to work as a doorman in a shop, with a small sign hanging around his neck every day.
Yin praised Zaizai: "Guests, please buy something to eat~"
The shop owner is too stingy. Zaizai worked hard all day, and his daily reward is: a carrot~
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"Qing Chuan: The Sixth Brother of Pi Zaizai"
The sunny doll was thrown out of the window because of its naughty behavior and was transformed into Pi Zaizai Liu's elder brother Yinzuo, the sixth son of Kangxi.
Although he is naughty, he is a happy nut.
When Amma was angry, he kissed her.
E Niang sighed and he touched it.
When his brother cries, he gives him a hug.
No matter you cry, worry or worry, as long as Sunny Baby Yinzuo appears, there will be no unsolvable emotions.
From then on, the palace was filled with laughter and joy, from old to young.
Small Theater 1:
Yinzuo: Brother, can you stop studying and take us to play?
Brother: "No!"
Yinzuo: "Oh? Since you don't agree, I can only..."
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"I can only tie you up!"
Brother: "Hahahahahaha..." The little brat still wants to tie me up? The diapers can't even be inserted firmly! Hahahahaha
Unexpectedly, it was a dog-tailed dog that rubbed the soles of his feet and laughed so hard that he burped repeatedly.
The elder brother's eyes were filled with tears: "Smelly brother, stop it!!"
Small Theater 2:
Yinzuo: "Can Ama Khan let me go to play outside the palace?"
Kangxi: "No!"
Yinzuo: "Huh? Since you don't agree, then I can only..."
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"I can only perform an eight-clawed crab crossing the river for Khan Amma!"
Kangxi: "Hahahahaha..." You brat, with your fierce expression, I thought you were going to hit me! Hahaha…
I didn't expect it to be tickling, and I almost burst out laughing!
Kangxi's eyes were filled with tears: "You bastard, stop!!"
Small Theater Three:
Yinzuo: "Can Eniang cook some seafood porridge for me?"
E Niang: "No!"
Yinzuo: "Hey? Since you don't agree, then I can only..."
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"I can only eat all of E Niang's snacks. If I don't give them to you, I will starve you to death!"
E Niang: "Hahahahaha..." You're such a big baby. You can eat a watermelon and still get half the water. You want to finish the Man Palace snacks, hahaha...
Unexpectedly, I ended up chewing on the girl's finger, and my jaw dropped.
E Niang's eyes widened: "Smelly baby, shut up, shut up!!"
Purpose: Happiness is the most important thing