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[The queen who loves dry rice VS the emperor who slaps the face with real fragrance]
By mistake, Ye Xuening transformed into the queen Yehenara who was not favored but was the winner in life in Emperor Guangxu's harem.
Not favored? Isn't that just what she wants?
She is not interested in Guangxu. Is it because the food is not attractive enough? Or is it that the rice is not fragrant anymore?
So Ye Xuening started her daily cooking routine.
The grilled crayfish and sweet potato skins she makes are delicious, delicious and addictive!
The spicy hairy crabs she makes are sweet, tender and mouth-watering!
The fruit panna cotta she makes is so refreshing and delicious that you can't stop eating it!
Hot pot, all kinds of desserts... Ye Xuening carried the delicacies all the way, eating them every day tasted delicious! The Empress Dowager Cixi, who had never liked her very much, was coaxed around by her, and the concubines, who had always been hostile to each other, were led into unintentional palace fights by her!
Even the tough-talking Guangxu pestered her for food every day like a scoundrel.
Guangxu felt aggrieved: Why did the queen forget me when she was making delicious food?
Guangxu was sad: When will the Queen prepare delicious food for me?
Guangxu was happy: The queen finally made delicious food for me. I knew she loved me the most!
Ye Xuening: I really admire you, you idiot!
PS (very important):
1. It's half-empty, history is all clouds, and there are so many private establishments! ! Some of the background borrowed from the Qing Dynasty is not official history, so please do not take it seriously! ! Don't compare with history! ! It's all fake, it's all fake!
2. Many concubines are fictitious. Some concubines in the harem became pregnant, but they failed to leave any children.
3. There are also fictitious ingredients.
4. This is my first time writing an article. My history is useless, my writing skills are not enough, and many things are not well thought out. Thank you very much for reading the article and subscribing! ! ! ! ! !
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"Has the Totoro Cub been raised crookedly by Kangxi today?"
The chinchilla cub Yinzan saw through the mirror that the noble Nala passed away in childbirth, leaving behind the twelfth prince Yinzan who was waiting for food. Kangxi was both a father and a mother, working hard to nurse the baby, but the baby was not raised at the age of two.
So pitiful,
Totoro Zaizai decided to go through and help him.
However, he was hit in the head by someone during the journey. When he passed through, he became a baby with no memory. He only knew that he was a chinchilla cub.
In his new life, Kangxi made up his mind to be a good nanny (bushi) this time and raise Twelve well!
But, why do you feel that... The more you raise it, the more crooked it becomes?
Small theater:
My Neighbor Totoro: Ama, Ama, I want to eat the delicious and juicy alfalfa grass...
Kangxi was very puzzled: "..." Why should a good human being eat grass? Are you a calf or a bastard?
My Neighbor Totoro: Ama, Ama, I have to climb a very tall tree!
Kangxi was really confused: "..." Could it be that I used the wrong method? Open the baby-raising manual and take a look, my dear, only monkeys can raise babies like this!
My Neighbor Totoro: Ama, Ama, you can't take a bath with water, you have to use sand!
Kangxi was shocked: "..." What is Shasha? Use sand instead of water for bathing? !
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The chinchilla cub cried: Amma is a big fool! You can't even raise a baby! Give me nothing! You promised to take good care of me!
Kangxi was ashamed: Ah, this baby is crooked, it's my fault!
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Small theater ①
One day, a chinchilla suddenly appeared in the court hall. It "chirped" and ran to the dragon chair, where it sat in great spirits. Everyone was so shocked that they almost screamed in the hall regardless of etiquette!
A certain minister: Your Majesty, why do you raise such a big rat?
Yinzan looked up at his father aggrievedly,
Kangxi: That is my son. He is a chinchilla, not a mouse! The weather is getting colder, it's time for everyone in your family to lay off their jobs...
A certain minister knelt down and kowtowed: Your Majesty, I have a mean mouth, but I am a traitor!
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Mini plot ②
The chinchilla cub was caught and forced to work as a doorman in a shop, with a small sign hanging around his neck every day.
Yin praised Zaizai: "Guests, please buy something to eat~"
The shop owner is too stingy. Zaizai worked hard all day, and his daily reward is: a carrot~
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"Qing Chuan: The Sixth Brother of Pi Zaizai"
The sunny doll was thrown out of the window because of its naughty behavior and was transformed into Pi Zaizai Liu's elder brother Yinzuo, the sixth son of Kangxi.
Although he is naughty, he is a happy nut.
When Amma was angry, he kissed her.
E Niang sighed and he touched it.
When his brother cries, he gives him a hug.
No matter you cry, worry or worry, as long as Sunny Baby Yinzuo appears, there will be no unsolvable emotions.
From then on, the palace was filled with laughter and joy, from old to young.
Small Theater 1:
Yinzuo: Brother, can you stop studying and take us to play?
Brother: "No!"
Yinzuo: "Oh? Since you don't agree, I can only..."
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"I can only tie you up!"
Brother: "Hahahahahaha..." The little brat still wants to tie me up? The diapers can't even be inserted firmly! Hahahahaha
Unexpectedly, it was a dog-tailed dog that rubbed the soles of his feet and laughed so hard that he burped repeatedly.
The elder brother's eyes were filled with tears: "Smelly brother, stop it!!"
Small Theater 2:
Yinzuo: "Can Ama Khan let me go to play outside the palace?"
Kangxi: "No!"
Yinzuo: "Huh? Since you don't agree, then I can only..."
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"I can only perform an eight-clawed crab crossing the river for Khan Amma!"
Kangxi: "Hahahahaha..." You brat, with your fierce expression, I thought you were going to hit me! Hahaha…
I didn't expect it to be tickling, and I almost burst out laughing!
Kangxi's eyes were filled with tears: "You bastard, stop!!"
Small Theater Three:
Yinzuo: "Can Eniang cook some seafood porridge for me?"
E Niang: "No!"
Yinzuo: "Hey? Since you don't agree, then I can only..."
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"I can only eat all of E Niang's snacks. If I don't give them to you, I will starve you to death!"
E Niang: "Hahahahaha..." You're such a big baby. You can eat a watermelon and still get half the water. You want to finish the Man Palace snacks, hahaha...
Unexpectedly, I ended up chewing on the girl's finger, and my jaw dropped.
E Niang's eyes widened: "Smelly baby, shut up, shut up!!"
1. Semi-empty, with many private facilities, don't pay attention to it
2. Clear articles about raising a cub, focusing on family love
Intention: The most important thing is to eat, drink, and have fun, and eating is the most important thing in the world.