[Seeking Bookmarks for Upcoming Stories: I Became Famous Through High-Profile Livestreaming with Metaphysics and My Archrival Is Actually My Sweetheart!]
[Blurb]
Ye Sui'an woke up one day and discovered that she and Shao Mo were the contrast-group cannon fodder in a dating reality show novel.
In the book, netizens thought her pairing with Shao Mo was fake as could be. She was accused of joining the show just to make money, and was mocked across the internet until she eventually left show business in disgrace.
Ye Sui'an: Thanks. I've wanted to leave show business for ages.
So Ye Sui'an decided to do whatever she wanted. Everyone already said their romance was fake, after all.
The show began.
Other couples showed off their affection: "Kiss me, baby~ Love you~ Mwah~"
Netizens: "Aaaaaah, so sweet!"
Ye Sui'an and Shao Mo:
Ye Sui'an leaned over and held Shao Mo's head. "Dummy, kiss me."
Shao Mo (shyly): =v=
A wave of garlic breath hit her.
Ye Sui'an: "Bleugh!"
Netizens: "Look, their true colors are showing! I told you they weren't sweet at all!"
Other couples:
Man: "Baby, you smell so nice today~"
Woman: "Darling, I put on perfume~"
They exchanged smiles, and their sweetness instantly skyrocketed.
Netizens: "Aaaaaah, so sweet!"
Ye Sui'an and Shao Mo:
After watching the other couples' intimate interactions, Ye Sui'an turned to Shao Mo. "I've got something nice for you to smell."
Shao Mo leaned in (expectantly): "What?"
Ye Sui'an turned around and pulled out a little toy that could release a stink cloud. "Pfft~"
Shao Mo: "Gag!"
Netizens: "Th-that looks just like my good-for-nothing partner!"
Halfway through the show,
Shao Mo fed Ye Sui'an some chips, then complained gloomily about the comments online. "Look how sweet everyone else is. Then look at us. We're so fake!"
Remembering the original plot, Ye Sui'an nodded firmly. "You're right. We're so fake!"
Other guests (furious): "Are you messing with me?!"
Netizens (excited): "Their fakeness feels so real!"
After the show,
A reporter interviewed Ye Sui'an and Shao Mo. "How did you two manage to seem so genuine on the show?"
The two of them (dumbfounded): "What? Genuine? What are you talking about?"
Screenshot taken on July 7, 2022.
[Upcoming Story 1: My Archrival Is Actually My Sweetheart?!]
Fu Huan was a cannon-fodder supporting female character in a sweet romance novel, the type who cleared obstacles for the heroine and met a gruesome end.
Who knew that after being reborn, she'd suddenly have a fiance?
And he was her archrival!
Her fiance was distraught and tried to run away. "She can pick me up with one hand and spin me around! But I only like delicate, sweet girls who know how to act cute!"
Fu Huan was thoroughly disgusted. "As if I even want you! I only like sunny, cheerful guys!"
The two parted on bad terms.
To soothe her wounded heart, Fu Huan decided to find a sunny, cheerful guy on a chat app and talk to him to pass the time.
App: "User Sweetie, please enter your personality."
Acting on a strange impulse, Fu Huan entered "delicate and sweet."
Yi Beihe was extremely unhappy that his fiancee was Fu Huan. In the midst of his anger, he noticed an app on his phone that he couldn't remember downloading, and couldn't uninstall no matter what.
Seeing the app's suggestive slogan, Yi Beihe decided to take a look.
App: "User Sunny Boy, please enter your personality."
Without thinking, Yi Beihe entered "sunny, cheerful guy."
App: "Congratulations, you've found a match."
After chatting for a while, Fu Huan was very pleased with her chat partner.
Sweetie: "Darling~ We've been chatting for so long. Let's meet up~"
Sunny Boy: "Sure, baby~"
Fu Huan called her fiance, whom she'd arranged to go wedding-dress shopping with the next day, and deliberately used a cutesy voice to annoy him. "Darling, I have an ad shoot tomorrow, so I can't come with you~"
Yi Beihe rolled his eyes. "Bleugh! As if I care!"
He secretly rejoiced and annoyed her in return. "That's okay, baby. I have an overseas meeting tomorrow anyway. We can meet when we're both free."
Fu Huan: "Ugh! How can a man be so cheesy?"
The next day, the two of them, both heavily disguised and in high spirits, ran into each other at a cafe.
Fu Huan/Shao Mo, stunned: "???"
"Didn't you say you were shooting an ad/going to a meeting?!"
So, where did my Sunny Boy/Sweetie go???
[Upcoming Story 2: I Became Famous Through High-Profile Livestreaming with Metaphysics]
A Diao was a big shot in the demon realm, famous for thriving in the cutthroat world with a pair of scissors in hand. Unfortunately, one careless mistake let his archrival trick him, and he was reborn in the body of a newly hired A Diao.
But after being a big shot for so long, A Diao had no intention of putting up with his boss. So he was promptly fired.
A Diao: It's fine. I'm a big shot. Finding a job is nothing!
One week later, A Diao still hadn't found a job.
One month later, he had run through all his savings.
A Diao: It's fine. I'm a big shot... Maybe I should go back to my old line of work and start livestreaming.
A Diao began livestreaming in a high-profile fashion on a certain durian-themed streaming platform. Netizens who saw him mocked him and watched for the entertainment.
"This is hilarious. A tiny streamer should know his place. What kind of big shot demands a hundred thousand yuan right after starting out?"
A little while later, someone asked a question out of curiosity. "Leafcutter bees have been ruining the rose leaves in my garden lately, but there aren't any leafcutter bees around here. Streamer, what do you think is going on?"
A Diao made a calculation with his fingers. "Your girlfriend did it."
The netizen was adamant. "No way. Absolutely not!"
A Diao smiled disdainfully. "Could it be that by 'your girlfriend,' I mean your girlfriend is the leafcutter bee?"
The netizen was baffled. "??? Are you crazy?"
The viewers found it even more entertaining and flooded the chat with mockery, swearing that if the streamer was right, they'd eat crap while standing on their heads!
A few hours later, the netizen said, "Big shot, I'll give you two hundred thousand yuan. Please help me!"
A Diao smiled mysteriously. "Send me the address."
Viewers: "Wait, are you actually serious? Be careful, you might get scammed!"
Half a day later, the netizen showered A Diao with huge gifts on the streaming platform, then tagged the viewers who had made the bet and told them to eat crap while standing on their heads. A Diao's livestream shot straight to the top of the newcomer rankings.
Netizen: "Please accept my bow, big shot!"
Viewers: "??!"
Theme: Prosperity, democracy, civility, and harmony
I don't understand, why is the heroine targeting Xu Qing? Why would she want to break up with them if she already knows what's going to happen next, and just stay away from them?
Why do I feel like this male protagonist is so miserable when I read it? :-(, I thought this was a funny novel, but after reading it, I felt like I was going to be emo.
??·??·??*???? Nice!!! When will that scumbag Lin be exposed? I feel like the female co-star is getting miserable day by day.
At this stage, I feel that the heroine has a bigger problem. I feel that after the drama is over, they will still be in a state of inseparability. It is really not sweet.
Have the male and female protagonists broken up? If you want to divide it, let's divide it. The heroine sometimes becomes soft-hearted and sometimes wants to keep her distance. Can she be more direct? It's now as if he's having a tryst with his little brother behind the hero's back. It's very uncomfortable, okay? The heroine said it was because they had different habits in the future, so they broke up. The heroine said she didn't love her anymore, but it wasn't the hero's fault alone. Besides, what should the current hero say? It's quite humble. I don't know anything but still licking it wildly. I feel a little sorry for the silly male protagonist.
What kind of character is this created? Don't be too outrageous. Do you have the nerve to say it so carelessly if you can't find the door?
Is there any possibility that eggs cannot be eaten raw? Of course, if it's that kind of sterile egg, then pretend I didn't say anything. But the protagonists are in the countryside now. Generally speaking, eggs from home-raised chickens are produced in rural areas. There are many bacteria in local eggs. Eating them raw can easily cause bad effects on the body. Of course, if it is foreshadowing, it can be treated as if I didn't say anything.
His brother's name makes me laugh to death, rest easy
I feel like I'm rushing to get ready for the upcoming conference. Well, it's a good thing that the male protagonist is a love brain, otherwise my dog food would be gone!
I've finished it, and it feels like the finish is rushed, but it's generally okay.