My Fair Princess: I Am Fu Erkang

When I found out my name was Er Kang, I comforted myself by thinking it was just a coincidence. When I learned I had a younger brother named Er Tai and a father named Fu Lun, I realized I could no longer fool myself. I was Fu Er Kang, the one from My Fair Princess. I could still secretly comfort myself with the thought that I might not be in a novel, and perhaps I was in actual history. But when I found out that Qianlong had adopted a daughter named Xiao Yanzi, and there was also a delicate little white flower named Ziwei, I could no longer keep my cool. Admit it, you're that Fu Er Kang.

How can an ordinary person live an ordinary life in a world crawling with idiots?