Just after taking his revenge, Song Huaijun transmigrated into a large-scale live-action survival game show.
The moment he opened his eyes, he saw a blue-faced, fanged ghost open its enormous, bloody mouth at him.
Song Huaijun: ...In a flash, he drew his long sword.
The System shrieked: Attacking game NPCs is forbidden!
The blue-faced, fanged ghost's head was instantly severed from its body.
"It's already too late," Song Huaijun said coolly. "Besides, this isn't an attack. It's a one-sided execution."
The handsome young man warned him: "Hey, newbie, please follow the game rules. Attacking ghost NPCs is forbidden!"
Song Huaijun: ...Oh.
Later...
While all the other players followed the rules and nervously cleared the stages,
[Encountering a blind, red-clad schoolgirl ghost with a long tongue]
Song Huaijun: He drew his long sword, and the ghost's tongue instantly shattered into pieces.
[Encountering a crying infant ghost with huge eyes and no hearing]
Song Huaijun: He drew his long sword, and the little ghost's huge eyes instantly swelled up like walnuts.
[Encountering a lecherous, fat-headed male ghost with big ears]
Song Huaijun: He drew his long sword, and the male ghost's big ears immediately drooped limply.
When the System questioned him,
Song Huaijun looked completely innocent: (pointing at the sword) It did that!
Long Sword: Let me say, thank you?
...A little bonus scene:
After Song Huaijun had successfully escaped for the umpteenth time, he finally discovered the handsome young man's true identity.
Song Huaijun sneered: "A god?"
Song Huaijun: "I'm forbidden from attacking ghost NPCs, right?"
A certain god nodded.
Song Huaijun: "Fine, then surely I can attack a god?"
A certain god closed his eyes and nodded through gritted teeth.
Song Huaijun drew his long sword in a flash.
Later, with reddened eyes and an aching, weak waist and legs, the certain god finally understood:
This kind of attack was not that kind of attack.
[Quick Notes]:
1. A points-based survival game, feel-good fiction, not very scary. Basic rule: Attacking NPCs is forbidden, and doing so deducts a certain number of points.
2. The protagonist is a max-level powerhouse. The love interest is a god in the game. Song Huaijun x Ying Weimian. The top is carefree, serious, and occasionally goofy; the bottom is laid-back, focused on flirting with the top, and devoted.
3. All players and viewers come from a fictional world. The game is livestreamed, with a small amount of chat comments. It's all made up, so just enjoy the fun.
Theme: Play games civilly, starting with you and me.
