I'm a 100% Match for Four Powerful Men

New story coming (2025.11.11): My Supermarket Connects to Ten Thousand Worlds [Golden Finger]

Words completed: 10,000 (I'll start posting once I reach 50,000. I'll update the count every Monday so you can keep me on track.)

Gu Jiuyan's greatest dream in life is to be a rich slacker.

He used the best luck he'd ever had to win 500,000 yuan in the lottery, quit his job, and went home to open a small supermarket.

Who could have guessed that the supermarket he'd bought came with a mysterious trade door?

And then...

[The unloved legitimate elder sister, forced into a substitute marriage, enters the supermarket and sees someone from her hometown. Her eyes instantly fill with tears.]

[The priest of a beastfolk tribe sees rice and medicine, closes his eyes, and faints from excitement.]

[The aloof Immortal Venerable from a cultivation world eats spicy strips and drinks Sprite, declares that he's reached the pinnacle of life, and breaks through to the next cultivation stage on the spot.]

[The down-on-his-luck star lord from the interstellar age stares at the green plants with shining eyes, eagerly trading interstellar goods for them.]

[The players in a doomsday game are about to die of thirst. They walk into the supermarket and buy, buy, buy!]

Looking at his bank balance, Gu "Money-Grubber" Jiuyan declares: What's with being a slacker? Bring on the money! Let it come from every direction!

But just as his balance gets longer and longer and Gu Jiuyan starts thinking about lying flat, the manufacturer of the trade door shows up.

Gu Jiuyan: Oh no, someone's come to compete with me for money.

Door Manufacturer Xuan Huan: I decide what happens to my door.

Later: Xuan Huan: You decide what happens to my person.

Gu Jiuyan, carefree, money-loving, and only interested in being a slacker VS Xuan Huan

Nan Xian failed his tribulation, but accidentally broke through the void and transmigrated into a future interstellar world, where the locals thought he was an Omega cub.

Nan Xian: I'm not one. Don't make things up. I've got the equipment, I can't give birth.

But the moment he registers his optical computer, the pheromone testers all go haywire.

"Ding! Rare Omega detected."

"Ding! Rare pheromones detected."

"Ding! Matching pheromones."

The whole room erupts. Even Nan Xian is dumbfounded. He already said he wasn't an Omega, so what is wrong with this broken tester?

"Ding! Omega with a 100% match to Emperor Su Han detected."

Everyone looks half terrified and half delighted. This is Emperor Su Han, who rules half the interstellar world. He's their faith!

Great! They don't have to worry about Emperor Su Han dying without an heir!

"Ding! Omega with a 100% match to Poseidon detected."

Everyone: What the hell (a kind of pose)? The pirate boss?!

"Ding! Omega with a 100% match to Fo Aosi detected."

Everyone is speechless. That's the king of the neighboring country!

"Ding! Omega with a 100% match to Xixili detected."

Everyone: Ah... Our idol!

Nan Xian is bewildered. Can someone tell him what everyone's so excited about?

"Ding! Omega with a 100% match detected." x4

Meanwhile, Emperor Su Han in the palace receives four system alerts in a row.

Su Han: ???

Optical computer, didn't you say I'd always have a 0% match?

Later, Su Han says: Look, our marriage is what all the people want.

Nan Xian: ...

He never imagined he'd be getting married just two years after arriving in the interstellar world!

Personal setting: Rare Omegas have pheromones but no glands at the back of their necks, and they can't have children. As for babies, they may be conceived later by scientific or non-scientific means, or adopted. To be decided.

Also, the giver has four identities.

Updates daily before midnight.

[Next story in the works] Handing the Red Packet Group Over to the State

After Mo Sangyu is reborn, the first thing he does is hand the Red Packet Group over to the state.

Mo Sangyu: At last, I'm free of this burden.

Canglong: Would you like to work for us?

Mo Sangyu: Thanks for asking, but I want to be a slacker. I'll put on my flip-flops and go collect rent.

Mo Sangyu owns three apartment buildings. That's enough to support him for the rest of his life.

But things don't go as planned. The Red Packet Group can't function without Mo Sangyu, and he ends up as a contractor for the state.

Later...

Canglong's jade grapes not only beautify and rejuvenate, they also prolong life.

Canglong's livestock are not only huge and healthy, but also delicious.

Canglong turns its deserts into oases and even develops air-conditioning plants.

Thanks to one miracle after another, Canglong becomes famous around the world and wins the adoration of hundreds of billions.

Much later, Mo Sangyu reclines against his beloved Wei Xiang, eating watermelon and listening to music with a smug smile.

Another easy day of collecting rent, even if the rent comes from the Red Packet Group.

Theme: Grow toward the sun, firm and resilient.