The Young Grass Tames the Old Bull

"Senior... didn't you say I was stupid?"

"I didn't realize you were stupid enough to offend both gods and men."

"..."

"There's no cure for being an idiot, so take it easy, junior."

"..."

"Huh, you actually have feelings?"

"..."

"Didn't you get turned gay? How can you have feelings?"

"..."

"Junior, can I have a picture of you?"

"What... do you want it for?"

"Let's just say I fell for that honest, pretty-boy face of yours and want to see it every day."

"All right..."

"Haha, I'm so happy! Everything's been going wrong lately, so I'll stick your picture by my bed. It'll ward off evil in the morning and prevent pregnancy at night."

"..."

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An unconventional childhood-friends romance.

You're childhood friends, and so are you: +1.

You're an up-and-comer, and so are you: +1.

You're awkward, and so are you: +1.

Good grief...

The pressure on me, your childhood friend, is immense!

Hold your hand, then drag you away.

"Hello, I'm Su Xia, an editor in the planning department at Yunhe Culture."

"..."

"Mr. Xie, is there anything about this cooperation proposal that you're unhappy with?"

"..."

"Mr. Xie?"

"Su Xia... do you still remember me?"

They say this famous photographer was one of her childhood friends. The problem is... she doesn't remember ever meeting him! They also say he's the icy guy who was with her from elementary school all the way through high school, but that's strange... How did this ice prince turn out to blush at the drop of a hat and act so awkwardly? And supposedly... he's had a crush on her all along? Su Xia thinks she should walk left for 327 steps, then go into the hospital on the right for emergency treatment...

"...You haven't shaved again!"

"Hey, is it as rough as Uncle Su's beard?"

"..."

"I'm just having a little chat with my son."

"...Get lost. Tell that grown man Shen Ran to give you a dog-child!"

They say this sales director, who thrives at Hongxiang Enterprise, is a highly sought-after bachelor. But... has nobody noticed he's actually gay? They also say childhood friends should help and care for one another, so... does she really have to become the daughter-in-law his parents have already picked out? And then they say... what? He's not actually gay, and he's in love with her? Su Xia thinks she can skip the hospital this time and just dig a hole to bury herself in...

~\(≥▽≤)/ A new story, come show your support

An unconventional childhood-friends romance.

You're childhood friends, and so are you: +1.

You're an up-and-comer, and so are you: +1.

You're awkward, and so are you: +1.

Good grief...

The pressure on me, your childhood friend, is immense!

Hold your hand, then drag you away.

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