Yu Jian was just going out to buy a stapler. How did he inexplicably end up aboard a sunken ship?!
[Current Instance: The Sunken Kisri]
[Difficulty: E]
[Explorer: Yu Jian]
[Main Quest: Find the culprit behind the sinking]
Ghosts and ghouls? Couldn't care less.
From then on, the big shots started teaming up to pull off all kinds of wild stunts. There was nothing the System could think of that they couldn't do.
As long as my stunts are wild enough and my fighting skills are strong enough, clearing an instance is a piece of cake!
The audience went wild over his looks and gasped at his moves. As long as you don't mess up today, I'll stay a fan forever!
What do I do if there are eyes outside the door?
Stab them.
What do I do if the NPCs are too creepy?
Trick them.
What do I do if this guy is too handsome?
I... offer myself to him?
Gu Wanqing flicked the droplets of blood from her hand and tilted her head. “Wait a little longer. It's not the hour yet. We've got to make it feel ceremonial.”
Yu Jian: “...”
Fine, let's wait a little longer.
The zombies at the door: “???”
Hey, what about my dignity?!
--
The Main System silently tossed aside a bottle of fast-acting heart medication and, with trembling hands, raised the instance difficulty to the maximum.
You think you're so clever! You think you're so impressive! Don't you know you should be considerate of a mature, single System?!
Assistant: “Boss... they cleared it again...”
System: “...”
One of these days, I'm going to take those annoying people out!
Theme: Fearlessly exploring the unknown
