Matchmaker's Love Advice Livestream

Seeking bookmarks for my upcoming novel~ Blurb: With the human world's divorce rate steadily climbing, Yue Wu, the sixth-generation God of Matchmaking, had been at the bottom of the performance rankings year after year. Her Matchmaking Tree was on the verge of withering, so she descended to the mortal realm and became a relationship streamer. If she could match even one couple, it would count! Viewer A: My boyfriend sent me a 0.52-yuan red envelope for Valentine's Day. Should I break up with him? Viewer B: I've been single for 26 years. Master, please tell me when my destined one will show up. Sob. Viewer C: Hello, streamer. I'm in so much pain. I'm in love with three people at once... How do I choose? With all the right qualifications, Yue Wu was brimming with confidence. She worked her red threads until they blurred, but as her livestream exploded in popularity, she could only cry in despair. [Thanks, streamer. After watching your livestream, I've completely given up on love.] [Ahhh, Master, I understand now. I broke up with them!] [I watched yesterday's stream, and now I'm already eating vegetarian meals at a nunnery.] Yue Wu: ? Please, this really isn't a breakup-advice livestream! * Starry Sky Livestream Forum-- Thread starter: What's the deal with the number one relationship livestream? The cover looks like something from ten years ago. Are the stats fake? 1L: You don't get it. The streamer's special skills are fortune-telling and catching cheating scumbags. It's amazing. 2L: The poster above is right. Bet the streamer has never even been in a relationship. I'm dying. 3L: Ahhh, stop talking about it! I haven't managed to get a slot for three days! 666L: I'm the thread starter. I'm back after watching. What do I need to qualify for a consultation? #The essence of humanity is gossip# #Every night at 8, witness a new total sucker# Theme: Be happy every day.