[Sorry >_< I've been gone for ages. I'm back, and I'll slowly revise this, so it will be locked for a while.]
After inexplicably transmigrating, Zhe was bound to a secret identity role-playing System. Unable to choose his own background or buffs, and even struggling to pick a profession, he sighed. Playing secret identities was practically giving him a split personality... Things like being loyal to himself and persecuting himself kept cropping up...
Here are the secret identities he plays:
"Hanchuan Zhe: Teacher. Allegiance unknown"
Hanchuan Zhe leaned close to Conan with a smile and whispered, "Did you understand the problem, Fu-j-i-t-a-k-a?"
Conan gave him a dead-eyed stare. "Why... Why did Teacher Hanchuan teach me high school for a year, only to come back and teach me elementary school?" (anguished)
"Yunju Yu: Criminal consultant/Demon butler. Gray side"
A meddlesome man with no capacity for emotion, who often hangs around the Armed Detective Agency. What? You ask if he isn't afraid of revealing his identity? That's because the Agency is keeping an eye on him ( ).
Everyone thinks he likes spending time with Mr. Ranpo. Who knows what little tricks he's up to in secret, though. But the great Ranpo...
"Yuzuki Tsukasa: True member of the liquor-loving organization"
As the organization's hopeful little boy, he has Gin as his guardian. To become stronger, he has to spread strange tales...
"Hey, Gin-chan~ Let me tell you a bedtime story."
Gin gave him a murderous look. "Tell it."
This fun-loving troublemaker fears nothing, and wants to make Gin wear women's clothes and Vodka dance the Four Little Swans...
"Ling-chan the kitty"
And there's also the real one, Hazuki Kaede, whose thought process is just as peculiar.
Note: No CP. The protagonist is an all-around chaotic, outwardly innocent but secretly dark character. He selectively helps people, but will brainwash them. I'll do my best to avoid making things too samey.
Theme: See all the suffering in the world, but don't lose sight of who you were at the beginning.
From the moment I started reading the article, I vowed in my heart that I must become an understanding reader because the author stopped updating. Suddenly I realized that for some authors you have to force them, so I pursued the article for the second time. I know I have to do this But that damn author started to stop updating the article the day after it was published. It's not enough to stop updating for one day, and it won't be updated the next day. Those excuses she often uses for delaying work Should I believe it? Of course not! I told her that if she wanted me to stay, she had to update immediately So she updated it by 300 words "She stopped updating" "She procrastinates" "She came up with countless excuses for being lazy!" She is hopelessly naive, so she must pay the price I secretly kidnapped her and let her live in that dark attic I could have given up the article, but I was too kind. "Little angel, you are so tolerant." I knew I had to do this. After all, that lazy author will do anything to delay it, so you lock them up and only allow them to code. There is an author in every channel "Procrastination is a habit!" "Lazy cancer!" "You can also coax people! It was she who made you become like this! Cut off their internet and let them log in! Now they will listen to you obediently. Maybe you think this is cruel, but some people would call this tough love! Let me ask you, is it wrong to want to make authors better? Oh, no, they are cute when they first start writing, but after they learn to stop writing... They will ruin everything! I never wanted to follow the author I only pursue the beauty of the article Endless interruptions and procrastination are killing me But one day I met a lovely author She reminded me of my enthusiasm when I first started reading articles, so I secretly saved her columns. But someone taught her bad things and made her learn to cheat So I "borrowed" her, locked her up, and hid her in a tower! There is no way, oh! I sacrificed my time to supervise her in order for her to become better. I know authors nowadays are lazy. But that's so disgusting that it would be easier and more fun to manipulate them A little collection, a little comment, and of course you have to subscribe to Chapter V to remind them that without you, their articles will be ignored and they can only blame themselves! You would do the same thing if you were cheated by the author I rule my bookshelf with a heavy hand, but I have bigger plans in mind But this author is blocking my way She's lazy and unbelievable and procrastinates beyond belief. She wants to schedule her own updates, she fantasizes all day long! I asked her to update 100,000 yuan a day and pick up all her favorite fishing activities. But a break broke the peaceful life Stop updating? I can only watch helplessly? Waiting for her to take away my updates? Absolutely impossible! She has decided her fate, she must be locked up in a small dark room! Do you know what she said about what she did? One hundred words a day, Kavin stays away from me Don't be fooled by their innocent smiles Let their dove dreams come to naught This is what we call love, the toughest love! ——Luffa is not as crisp as cucumber
My best friend complained to me, and then she realized that she was not her biological child! She was adopted from an orphanage by her parents, and the reason why she told her the truth now was actually for her brother. Her brother is in his twenties and almost thirty this year, so my parents are planning to marry my best friend to her brother! Oh my God! When my best friend told me, I was shocked. You know, there is such a thing in the world! Of course she doesn't agree. She has always treated her brother as her own brother. Her parents still want to keep the money from others. It's really speechless. Her parents also said that many people nowadays don't get married for love anyway, and in the end it mostly comes down to family ties. She and her brother also have the basis of family ties. Marrying anyone is not a marriage, and if you marry into your own family, you don't have to worry about her husband's family treating her badly. Really speechless! Of course my best friend won't do it, but she has just entered college and has no financial resources to leave this family. And to be fair, except for this matter, her parents are very good to her and she is raised like a daughter! Now she comes to me to complain, and she also has a vague plan to make her parents give up this idea. This plan is one by one Chapter 200 will be revealed for you.
Prepare to congratulate Samkawa Tetsu on his birth. Tag is desolate. Who knows the pain of having to produce your own three crops... Let's build together. Although but. Since it's really not popular, I don't know if anyone will write it... But I will probably write a birthday congratulations to Mr. Samukawa—— I have to take a mock test recently, so I don't have time to update... I've been focusing on sketching recently. Event date: January 4th (any time). If you want to participate, raise your hand here and form a group if there are more people. You can do it in the comment area or the green and white software The subject matter is not limited, and other protagonists can also be included - it's very casual, as long as someone writes qaq. Sugar/knife/other if lines can be used—— If time is available, I would like to express my congratulations to everyone who sketches from life. I will add a few more chapters during the winter vacation (referring to Teacher Hanchuan's book. I haven't updated it recently because I am too busy for the third year of junior high school qaq).
Hey, after signing the contract, I will absolutely obey the orders of the master (accented). It is very writeable~ (referring to the same person)
Family members, I'm going to overhaul this article, and a lot of the plot will be changed, so I'm going to update it when I come back after the high school entrance exam~ But you might get stabbed? I'm not sure
I swear I will update it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kavin kill me. I still owe you three to four thousand words. Vomiting soul.
Send your own Mid-Autumn Festival greetings and highlight the collaboration between Shuji Tsushima and Nan Ling. No plot, no sense, just fun. Writing a new chapter gives me a headache. I have my high school history exam next week and wish myself good luck. Namaste. The warm orange sunset is about to fall below the horizon, and the sunlight gives the sunset a layer of dreamy gold. There are a few small black spots parked on the telephone poles. I don't know if they are crows or other birds. Nan Ling strolled leisurely on the street, finally finishing the tasks in the organization, and throwing the cyan origin things to his subordinates (?). I always feel like I will be infected if I stay with those chuunibyou... Salted fish is awesome, hehe~ Nan Ling looked at the calendar that came with the mobile phone system. Ah, today is the "Mid-Autumn Festival", which is the Mid-Autumn Festival in the flower-growing country. Well... Even though there didn't seem to be anyone to reunite with, it was still quite enjoyable to watch the moon without work. Suddenly, a big one and five small ones appeared in front of me. ? Such a coincidence? The Shinigami elementary school student should also be using his Shinigami power today... Wait, who is that going with the boy detective team? Why does it look familiar... "Brother Nan!" "Brother Nan..." (It goes without saying who called him so cold.) A few of the young detective team caught Nan Ling and ran over, while Haiyuan Ai hid behind the crowd and shivered slightly. Hanchuan Zhe gently stroked Haihara Ai's head with his hand and looked at Nan Ling in front of him who was wearing regular clothes. Emmm, why does this person make Miyano so scared? It doesn't look dangerous at all, but it is undeniable that although the opponent is thin and has little fighting ability, his muscle fiber density is very strong. Eh? Why does it hurt... Hiss-what the hell. Hankawa Tetsu blinked and looked down and was stunned for a moment when he saw the sudden huge scratch on his exposed hand. He then realized that it was the "danger prediction buff" of the cheating vest-playing system. This time... It seemed that the wound was bigger than anything that would endanger his own life, so... This person... Hankawa Tetsu became a little wary. Nan Ling smelled the smell of blood and searched for the source. He saw it was Hanchuan Tetsu with his warm brown eyes half-squinted. "Sir... Sir, you are injured. Do you need help?" Thinking about it, this person seems to be in the experimental subject file of the previous organization? When I took over this part, for the sake of salty fish, I only posted a reward on the reward website... It seems that this person is quite able to hide... However, in the original work, there is no such person hanging around the protagonist group. Is it the butterfly effect? Let him understand the situation first... And see if there are any opportunities to clear his name~ Wait. Don't you want to fish today? But this is related to his great cause of clearing his name - Nan Ling is a little confused. "Mr. Hanchuan, why are you injured?" "Would you like to ask Brother Nan to bandage it for you? Brother Nan is a doctor!" Several little heads came closer to Hanchuan Zhe and said. "Huh? No need, it's just a small wound. I can do it myself." Hanchuan Tetsu waved his hand, joking that the injury was caused by his danger, and there was no need to get closer to make the wound more painful. Edogawa Conan tugged at the corner of Hankawa Tetsu's clothes, and Hankawa Tetsu lowered his body to listen. "Nan is still very reliable... Although sometimes he has a bad taste. I forgot to mention that he also knows my true identity." Good guy. One of my students has someone outside (?) Tetsu Hankawa thought, this person must be unusual... You can check through Yuzuki Tsukasa or Yun Juyu's relationship chain... So, do you want to risk your life to investigate or just leave it like this...? Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival. Let's make an appointment. (?)Varied? Why do you think so? It's another rule that cannot be disobeyed... Forget it, that's it. Looking at Nan Ling with pigtails and a smile in front of him, Hanchuan Zhe moved the bandage in the space into his pocket, then took out the bandage from his pocket and wrapped it. Gee, so complicated... "Meeting is fate, Nanjun, have you made an appointment to see the moon together tonight?"? What the hell, forget it, it's not a big problem. Tetsu Samkawa's brain and mouth don't match up. "That's what I meant." Nan Ling took over the words. It's been a long time since I've seen someone with such a magical brain. Hey, I immediately found a companion to watch the moon. Although it's not as fun as gin, at least I don't have to do any tasks~ The young detective team watched the conversation between the two adults with bewildered expressions. After Hanchuan Zhe and Nan Ling agreed on a time, they continued walking to send the students home. But. He met a river! Oops. With this thought in his mind, Hanchuan Zhe's body formed a perfect arc and jumped into the water, and then slowly sank to the bottom. Today, it's so bad. There are too many buffs triggered today! "The buff you want from death"… Damn it. It's impossible to go up on your own, and it's impossible to expect a few elementary school students to come to rescue... Wait, what is that? Hanchuan Zhe found a boy also floating in the water. Hiss——Isn't this the Dazai from Yu's place? But isn't Dazai already in the Armed Detective Agency in the merged world timeline? Suddenly, Han Chuanzhe was fished out. He looked up and thought, Huh? Isn't this the waiter at the cafe downstairs from my classmate Maori, the bourbon in the organization? "Uh... Amuro-kun?" Tetsu Hankawa waved his hand, feeling embarrassed. "It seems not... Mr. Hankawa, have you seen a boy in the river." Toru Amuro asked with a signature smile but a bit gritted teeth. "Put me down first... Huh... Yes, it seems to be next to me?" Hanchuan Tetsu replied. A head emerged from the pile of leaves nearby, "Hey~ I didn't expect that there are people like me in this river. Amuro-kun is really good with his arms." "Brother Tsushima! It turns out Mr. Amuro is trying to get you." The eyes of the young detective team lit up. Good guys, today the Junior Detective Team met a lot of acquaintances that I don't know. Tetsu Hankawa touched his chin and thought about it. The wound on his arm ached faintly, as if... He had not considered the infection. But those mixed with bourbon... Are definitely not ordinary people. After all, he cares so much... Yuzukiji heard that Bourbon had undergone a huge change after accepting a magical mission... Maybe this is what he was talking about? "Ah... Yes. I didn't know why I fell into the river..." Tsushima Shuji coughed weakly, and blood oozed from his hands. "Brother Tsushima!" During a period of panic, Shuji Tsushima sat on Toru Amuro's white Mazda and left. Hankawa Tetsu unfolded a piece of paper in his hand that Tsushima Shuji had stuffed into his pocket at some point. It read: "Tonight you and Nan Ling can take me with you to watch the moon~" Shuji Tsushima... Is the real name of the writer Osamu Dazai. The habits of this Tsushima Shuji are exactly the same as those in Yu world. But... It seems that he has even more nothing than Dazai Osamu. At night, three people stood on the top floor of a high-rise building, messy in the wind. Silence is Cambridge tonight. Han Chuanzhe was forced to speak: "Ahem, what are you talking about." "Look at the moon." Nan Ling ended the topic perfectly. Shuji Tsushima was silent, looking at the jade plate-like moon. Looking at the moon... Was so boring. "When will the bright moon come out?"* Han Chuanzhe asked tentatively. "People have joys and sorrows...*" Tsushima Shuji slowly replied. Looks like you've seen me? Nan Ling continued: "The moon waxes and wanes."* "... Why did you jump so much that I have nothing to say. Well, this matter has never been settled." Hanchuan Tetsu sighed softly. Although there were a few people who were obviously good at chatting, the atmosphere was very deserted. This year's Mid-Autumn Festival can be regarded as a few people who have no relatives and no friends gather together to celebrate the festival in a deserted way.
This Liang Jingru really made me laugh
(Crawling out from darkness) (Pointless crying) (Indiscriminate attack) (Purple sand)
After clicking on the column, I discovered that the author is about to enter ninth grade. My wife's writing skills are so good that I, a ninth grader, feel so embarrassed. Also, my nickname is "If you see me, please tell me to go study", not "If you see me, please tell me to go away"