*The main story is complete. The JoJo arc has been dropped, sorry~ The blurb for my upcoming story, "Secret Identities Can Be Down-to-Earth, but Don't Let Them End Up in Hell," is at the bottom.*
Anya accidentally transmigrates into a crossover livestreaming world and gets a death sentence from the start: she's a helpless little tyke surrounded by curses, criminals, and other bad guys... Help, the monsters are going to eat children!
When the most powerful villains show up one after another, the livestream comments, full of doting virtual parents, urge her on: Come on, call them Daddy! Cling to their coattails! Get them to fight the monsters for you! Our little gossip goddess, conquer those super-strong uncles with your adorable looks, and you'll be the invincible real heiress of the crossover world!
Mini-Story One: "The World's Youngest Special-Grade Curse, Who Only Wants to Gossip"
I'm in first grade at Tokyo Cursed Spirit Elementary. My grade is F, so I'm a textbook underachiever. I was born from the resentment of people who'd die if they couldn't gossip, which is pretty useless, and I get shunned because I don't know how to do bad things.
At school, there's a whole hierarchy based on whose dad is the baddest and most invincible. Ever since the whole class recited my essay, "My Hero, My Good Daddy," I've been completely sidelined as an outcast.
But...
My daddy is actually the King of Curses!
I can become a special-grade curse just by eating, drinking, sleeping, and playing!!!
Didn't see that coming, did you? Hehehe~
Ryomen Sukuna: "Sweetie has to take an exam? Don't worry, Daddy will teach you a little technique." And then... Our little gossip goddess blows up the exam hall and lays waste to everything.jpg
Mini-Story Two: "About Gin, the Hapless Old Dad, and His Daughter Who Can Tell Real Booze from Fakes at a Glance"
He is a high-ranking member of the Organization, a sought-after bachelor with a slim waist and long legs, and a crack shot. All he wants is to take down the good guys;
She is an adorable five-year-old, innocent and carefree, who loves a thrill. Mind-reading and prophecy are the way to go, and her virtual parents in the comments are her brains;
When a daughter drops into his life from the sky, will she wreak havoc at the distillery, or become Gin's caring little sweetheart?
Dead police officers appear one after another, and deadly crises return. Will she use her special ability to save the day and bring justice, or feel sorry for her real-booze daddy and give up?
Workaholic king Amuro Toru senses a career crisis. What, this little tyke is holding down four jobs too? Undercover agent, detective, heiress, elementary school student: which one is her true identity?
Anya, the artistic roller-skating girl, overtakes skateboarder Conan with a slide tackle and gives him a mocking smile:
So you're the Grim Reaper? Nice to meet you. I'm the Gossip Goddess! I'm no good at deduction, but I can read criminals' minds, hehe~
This arc is also known as "Gin's Parenting Project" and "Strawberry Milk's Operation Diary."
Note!!! This has a playful family-game filter. The writing is sometimes goofy and sometimes sentimental, and the villainous dads will be a lot more wholesome than usual~
[Thanks to the lovely Qingyu for the cover art. It's amazing!!]
Now that the story is complete, the anti-piracy ratio will be raised a little ⊙▽⊙
-- Upcoming Story --
"Secret Identities Can Be Down-to-Earth, but Don't Let Them End Up in Hell"
Su Yunfan has just finished his college entrance exams and is ready to have the time of his life when he falls headfirst into a world of manga and games.
[Hello, Host. This is the World Fusion System. You must find the hidden books of each world to prevent their worldviews from colliding and causing everything to collapse.]
[You may choose any major manga character and gain their corresponding abilities. Complete missions by successfully playing your chosen role.]
Su Yunfan, whose IQ is 140, rubs his hands together, ready to pick his favorite powerful characters and get to work. Then...
[World Fusion: 5%]
"Hey! Why does Edogawa Ranpo have such an intense dependency on his big brother? What will his brother, Public Security officer Rei Furuya, think?"
"And what's this? Matsuda Jinpei, an amnesiac special-grade curse? If he starts out at Jujutsu High, they'll use him as a training prop and practice exorcising him over and over!"
"This one! Dazai Osamu looks like a little girl, Alice? How am I supposed to face Nakahara Chuuya when he's only 160 centimeters tall?!"
The System blinks its big doe eyes, saying it's only a new system, so it's totally normal for character settings to have bugs~
Su Yunfan grits his teeth. Fine! They don't call me the Jade-Faced Little Movie Emperor for nothing. I can bring even the most ridiculous roles to life! But why does everything get weirder the more I act?
[World Fusion: 30%]
Edogawa Ranpo, who thinks he's perfectly settled into the world of Detective Conan's police force, nearly crushes his black-rimmed glasses. "Isn't Rei Furuya supposed to be on the good guys' side? Then what does that sinister smile from the shadows mean?"
Matsuda Jinpei, treated like a mascot at Jujutsu High, finally remembers how he died. "Why did Gojo Satoru put me in his sunglasses? Who wants to share his field of vision? Hey, let me get back to Beika and defuse bombs!"
Little-girl Dazai Osamu is performing all sorts of daring free falls from a Port Mafia rooftop when a man in a black coat grabs her by the scruff of her neck. "Why did you get to become Boss Dazai, while I'm stuck wearing a princess dress? Let's die together!"
The System wags its tail, looking aggrieved. Don't rush me, Host. It's my first time doing a fusion. Surely you can understand that the worldlines might get a little mixed up~
Su Yunfan: ...What other "surprises" haven't you told me about? I said I could handle it.
System: Um... actually, my full name is The Handsome, Tragic Secret Identity System: World Fusion.
Theme: Stay optimistic and confident, and you can create miracles
Wow Squatting Extra - Looking forward to the meeting of the two fathers
The daughter left her old father again (?_>`)
When you stare into the abyss, the abyss... Blinks! Monster: Hi, handsome~
Please have a happy ending, please
Live broadcast room and looking forward to the ending
The ending is a bit hasty, the three dads should be treated equally
The novel is okay, but the bad thing is that I think book friends who like to read Death and JoJo should not come in. From the beginning to the end of this novel, there is no content about Death and Jojo at all. It is about Curse and Conan. Isn't the author of this novel deceiving readers? The author please change the labels of the novel to Curse and Conan instead of adding some random labels. Isn't this deceiving readers?
Hello, daddy Qin is here too - the three dads are fighting bushi
Crazy@BlueberryYoghurt - Your daughter is in danger, hurry up and go to the set to save her!!
Brains are not a good thing