The Poor Villain's Guide to Punishing Scumbags [Quick Transmigration]

[The author is currently out getting an appraisal done, so there may be no updates for a few days. I don't know how long yet =3=] Lin Xiaoan is an alliance employee, tasked with playing villains in small worlds and tormenting scumbags to collect energy that can correct the world's timeline.

He used to suffer in the Cannon Fodder Alliance. Now, at last, he's met the Cannon Fodder Alliance's quota and can switch to a new alliance and retire in peace. But because his System is hard of hearing, he misses the Revengers Alliance and joins the Anti-Rich League instead.

Lin Xiaoan, who only wants to laze around in retirement: ...

As everyone knows, it's usually the poor who resent the rich. The rich don't resent themselves.

#That hard-of-hearing System ruined my whole life!!!#

World 1: Why Would a Rich Kid Make Things Hard for Another Rich Kid?

A fake young master has his identity exposed overnight, and all his former buddies gather around, hoping to bleed him dry.

Lin Xiaoan: There's no way I'm going to work hard. I can only find myself a powerful backer and scrape by somehow.

World 2: The Rich Scumbag Pretends to Be Poor to Test His Boyfriend's Sincerity

Lin Xiaoan: Thanks for the offer, but I have my eye on a man who's more handsome, smarter, and better to me than you. Oh, right, he's also richer and more powerful than you. P.S. Soon I'll be richer and more powerful than you, too.

Scumbag: ???

World 3: The Crown Prince Was Adopted Because the Emperor Was Impotent. Once He Gains Power, He Takes His Former Study Companion by Force.

Lin Xiaoan: The emperor's impotent? No problem, I'll give him a few acupuncture needles! If his condition improves, you won't be the crown prince anymore, will you?

Crown Prince: ...

World 4: The Prodigy Who Stole Someone's Spiritual Root and Immortal Opportunity

Lin Xiaoan: Everything you have came from your father, your master, and your fiancee. Since that's the case, I'll start by stealing your master.

Prodigy: ??

Announcement: This novel is expected to go VIP on February 19. Thanks so much for your support! Mwah =3=

Next historical danmei story, master and disciple, older top: Master:

Blurb

Ever since Gu Qiuyun was expelled from his sect, he began a life of attracting admirers.

Yet trouble came one thing after another. At some point, he suddenly became a demon whom everyone wanted to kill.

With everyone in agreement, his revered master, Xie Xingqiao, destroyed his cultivation and imprisoned him in the demon-sealing forbidden grounds of Penglai Mountain.

Gu Qiuyun was full of gratitude. But one day, he discovered that his master was the real culprit!

Gu Qiuyun: ...Master, if you want your disciple, you needn't go to such lengths.

He was gay to begin with. Throwing himself into his master's arms wasn't... that big a deal.

Reader's guide: 1. Master-disciple romance, older top, turns dark! 2. Aloof, seemingly chaste master top x flirtatious, charming bottom who attracts admirers (both are virgins) 3. Melodramatic

Historical fantasy ABO, marriage first, love later, and running away while pregnant: The Divine Lord's Runaway Wife

Blurb:

Between heaven and earth, Qianyuan are supreme, Zhongyong are everywhere, and Kunze suffer discrimination.

That's because many Qianyuan ascend, few Zhongyong ascend, and among Kunze, fewer than one in ten thousand ascends.

Ruan Yunyao is a Kunze pretending to be Zhongyong. In the Floating Life Realm, he's arrogant and overbearing, throwing his weight around and making enemies by the thousand...

Until his identity as a Kunze is exposed at a banquet...

Pairing: Fu Chaoyuan x Ruan Yunyao.

Kunze can serve as cultivation cauldrons, and the top needs a cauldron to heal his injuries. The (pitiful, deservedly so) bottom is offered up to the top by his family... The top is the bottom's unrequited rival in love =L=

Theme: Keep your feet on the ground