* My new novel, F-Rank Physique, But I Pilot Mechs [Interstellar], is now open. Please add it to your reading list!
* My upcoming xianxia novel, He Fell from Immortality After I Died, will be my next story. If you're interested, take a look! The blurb is at the end.
Zhao Lan is famous in the cultivation world for being a walking jinx. Anyone who comes within three feet of her is guaranteed to have terrible luck.
Reborn, Zhao Lan takes stock of her past mistakes and decides to head straight for the demon clan's lair.
She's going to kill the great demon who will destroy the world a thousand years from now!
After working hard for a promotion, she finally rises from an unknown odd-job worker to the second-in-command of the Demon Realm.
Zhao Lan smiles smugly.
Now she can get close to the great demon, right? Maybe she'll jinx him to death!
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Because Zhao Lan keeps getting so close to the Demon Lord, rumors begin to spread around the Demon Realm.
"I heard she betrayed her sect for the Lord and is wanted by the entire cultivation world."
"I heard she hates people coming within three feet of her, but she's always stuck to the Lord's side."
"I heard she almost died helping the Lord awaken an ancient divine artifact."
The demons have mixed feelings about Zhao Lan becoming second-in-command, but they all agree on one thing:
"She's in love with him! She loves him so much!"
Before long, the whole Three Realms knows that Zhao Lan and the Demon Lord are in love.
Zhao Lan is left reeling.
She really only came to the Demon Realm to kill the great demon. How did it turn into her and the Demon Lord fighting the cultivation world together?
Great demon, can't you at least clear up the rumors?
Chu Yu glances at Zhao Lan, his expression displeased.
"After everything you've done, you don't intend to take responsibility? And you call yourself a righteous cultivator."
Zhao Lan: ...
Wait, what did I do that I shouldn't have? Great demon, explain yourself!
The cultivation world sharpens its blades: You're flirting in front of all three realms and still claim you're not together? Who do you think you're fooling?
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Zhao Lan and the great demon overcome every obstacle and finally get together.
One day, she asks Chu Yu:
"Since you had no interest in uniting the Three Realms, why did you suddenly wipe out most of the cultivation world in your past life?"
Chu Yu recalls his past life and lowers the hand he'd been using to comb her hair.
"I think it was because of you."
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A disaster star with a bizarre train of thought, the bane of the cultivation world x
A slacking, self-cultivating, trouble-averse Demon Lord
* Plot-driven, with both leads carrying their own pasts and helping each other heal.
* 30% comedy. The heroine is a little smart, but not very.
* The hero is among the more mentally well-adjusted Demon Lords (?).
Upcoming story: He Fell from Immortality After I Died
Blurb:
They say the Regretless Sword may be named Regretless, but every one of its previous wielders had something they deeply regretted, something that cost them half their lives.
But Lu Zhenzhen doesn't believe in that kind of thing.
One day, she saves a zither player: a refined, elegant man with a dazzling presence and a musical talent that makes hearts flutter.
"If I don't pursue him, I'll regret it for the rest of my life!"
Lu Zhenzhen slaps her forehead, sneaks into Feixing Tower, and does all sorts of foolish things to pursue the musician.
Unfortunately, all he wants is to cultivate and ascend.
He doesn't cultivate the Heartless Path, but he might as well.
Lu Zhenzhen thinks, Fine, I won't force it.
Hundreds of years later, she dies.
And that musician, who ascended to immortality... suddenly falls from grace.
Upcoming story: Can an Electronic Ghost Fall in Love with a Programmer? [Mecha]
Tao Ying is a genius of the Reval Empire.
At fifteen, she enters Lamen High School with the highest scores in every subject.
At twenty, she becomes the head of the Lamen Mecha Research Institute.
At twenty-seven, she dies in a fire with no survivors.
Someone takes the chance to frame her.
Someone erases her achievements.
Someone steals her research.
Someone sheds tears as they mourn her, all hypocritical and insincere.
Yet everyone says she got what she deserved.
At the end of the public outcry, people lament how deeply Tao Ying's fiance loved her.
But no one knows that this devoted fiance was the one who locked her inside the burning building that day.
"Xiao Ying, the Empire will give you a grand funeral," he says.
Tao Ying did nothing wrong. She didn't want to die, and she shouldn't have had to.
She'll take back what belongs to her.
Ten years later, in the distant Zeta star system, a student from the slums on a punk-rock planet suddenly opens her eyes.
Theme: Have the courage to take the first step
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Chu Sanhao: … If you can't seize the opportunity given to you, if you don't, it's time for me to catch you!
Oops, the turkey is about to be stolen (Schadenfreude jpg.)
Wow, our Ah Zhao is really brave! She is really brave! I cried to death!
Chu Sanhao: Are you being sentimental? ! Ye: Well, I too, was so moved in vain. Chu (sour): Oh, some people really don't know themselves.
Hahahahaha Xiao An: Why don't you tell me even if you are talking nonsense? Is it because Leopard is not worthy? I understand. You must have been deeply hurt by me. You don't even want to tell me. I'm so disgusting.
The domineering leopard protects Ren Zhao hahahaha
Hey, I'll wait for you until the end of time (manual dog head)
Use your butt to draw talisman? (Laughs) It's not impossible
Chu Sanhao: For the sake of being friends for many years, I would like to remind you of the three-foot rule
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Chu Sanhao: … If you can't seize the opportunity given to you, if you don't, it's time for me to catch you!
Oops, the turkey is about to be stolen (Schadenfreude jpg.)
Wow, our Ah Zhao is really brave! She is really brave! I cried to death!
Chu Sanhao: Are you being sentimental? ! Ye: Well, I too, was so moved in vain. Chu (sour): Oh, some people really don't know themselves.
Hahahahaha Xiao An: Why don't you tell me even if you are talking nonsense? Is it because Leopard is not worthy? I understand. You must have been deeply hurt by me. You don't even want to tell me. I'm so disgusting.
The domineering leopard protects Ren Zhao hahahaha
Hey, I'll wait for you until the end of time (manual dog head)
Use your butt to draw talisman? (Laughs) It's not impossible
Chu Sanhao: For the sake of being friends for many years, I would like to remind you of the three-foot rule