Sorry, I Only Believe in Science

[Full text is being revised, revised and reissued] One-sentence introduction: Patron Saint Gong meets scientific materialism. Tang Yuanqing has been riddled with bad luck since he was a child: he falls when walking on the ground, gets cut into his hands when cutting vegetables, and is bound to encounter accidents when going out. Not only is his family in ruins, but he is also repeatedly defrauded of money. No matter how many part-time jobs he holds, he can't keep up with the speed of the company's collapse... Being able to live to be twenty-four years old is indeed a blessing. Friends all advised him to burn incense and worship Buddha for good luck. However, Tang Yuanqing did not believe in strange forces and chaos: he fell on the ground because of his flat feet; his family's decline was because of his parents' investment failure; the lights in the house flickered in the middle of the night because of the aging wiring... All in all, there is nothing in the world that science cannot explain! Until one day, he met a gangster. There were seven or eight people present, but he was the only one who was held hostage with a knife. Seeing the gangster's emotions breaking down and planning to die together, a man suddenly stepped forward and subdued the gangster in two or three blows. Tang Yuanqing was extremely grateful after escaping from death, but saw his savior with a serious expression: "There is no need to repay you or anything, but I see your face, your wealth, career, love and longevity are all very weak." Tang Yuanqing's face turned dark on the spot: He had encountered a magic stick. Out of politeness, Tang Yuanqing responded: "Then what should I do?" The man gave him a portrait: "If you offer this statue to the god, you will have a chance to eliminate disasters." Tang Yuanqing lowered his head and saw that the young man in the portrait was extremely handsome and had an refined temperament. It seemed like a self-portrait of the man in front of him. Tang Yuanqing: ... This is not a magic stick, this is nerves. 2. Qiao Sheng, the patron saint of one party, guards the yin and yang order of life, life, and death. He walked alone and was frightened. Only one mortal dared to point his nose at him and curse: ——"Don't believe in getting rich overnight. I won't buy this lottery ticket! Don't even think about taking advantage of opportunities!" Qiao Sheng looked at the seven million that he threw into the trash can and fell into silence. There are reasons for being unlucky for several lifetimes. 2023.1.11 Archived tips: 1. During the Tang, Yuan and Qing Dynasties, the bridge was attacked. He 2. Sand sculptures for mentally retarded cookies, filled with sugar and removed from the ice 3. It's fun to look at the imaginary world view and don't study it in detail. 4. The article is all nonsense, please believe in science Mission: Believe in science, believe in love