Coming Soon: Cured, and Still Drooling, blurb at the bottom
Chu Ci's mother was a housekeeper, and as luck would have it, she worked for the Jiang family.
The Jiang family's eldest son was the same age as him.
To keep his mother from losing her job,
Chu Ci did whatever Jiang Wang asked. If Jiang Wang told him to fight, he fought.
If Jiang Wang told him to warm his bed, he warmed it.
If Jiang Wang told him to act like a dog, he did.
After barking once, he still had to ask the young master if he was pleased.
Jiang Wang was certainly pleased. Although he was violent most of the time,
his only pleasure was "tormenting" Chu Ci, his "little bedchamber maid."
Then the housekeeper quit,
and the young master went mad.
Oh, you want to know why the young master went mad when the housekeeper quit?
Of course it's because his child bride was about to run away!
Jiang Wang grabbed his hand. "You're not allowed to leave!"
"I was wrong."
Chu Ci: "Asshole, move aside. I've put up with you long enough."
And so the eldest son of the Jiang family really did go crazy,
searching everywhere for his little child bride.
When they met again, Chu Ci was amazed to find that the young master could wash dishes and do housework now. He no longer cursed at people, either. He had become a model young man.
He graduated from college like a normal person and even became a senior executive at a company.
This young man was dazzling, promising, and exceedingly impressive, yet on a rainy night, he clung tightly to someone's hand:
"Chu Ci, will you still have me?"
Important note up front: The gong always thought the shou was a girl at first. It was only when they reached puberty that he realized he was a boy, and his attitude did a complete 180.
Young Master: I was homophobic, then realized I was deep in the closet, and now I'm chasing him after insulting him. What do I do?
Coming Soon: Cured, and Still Drooling
Jiang Yingjiu was the school bully at No. 1 High School. He ruled the school, always got his way, and could have anything he wanted. What could be better? There were only three things he wasn't happy about:
One, his parents got divorced.
Two, his mother remarried.
Three, the person she married was that damn idiot's father!
After school one day, Jiang Yingjiu had just gotten up from Lu Sinian. Both of them were bruised and battered.
They had fought until they were both battered, then licked each other's spit and traded threats:
Jiang Yingjiu: "Asshole, don't let me see you again!"
Lu Sinian: "If I ever see you again, I'll beat you so badly you'll be crawling around looking for your teeth!"
But the moment they got home, they ran into each other again.
Their parents were acting as if they were about to hold a wedding ceremony, except the ones being forced to bow to heaven and earth were the two of them:
"Xiao Nian, call him big brother!"
"Jiujiu, call him little brother!"
Jiang Yingjiu had no problem with that and called him quite readily: "You're a stinking little brother!"
Lu Sinian, now dubbed "Stinking Little Brother," looked furious and refused to call him big brother no matter what.
Because the two refused to cooperate, the marriage between their parents fell apart after just a few months.
After that, Jiang Yingjiu reined in his temper quite a bit, afraid his mother would give him trouble.
*
When they met again, Jiang Yingjiu had become a well-dressed, two-faced veterinarian, and he had long since forgotten Lu Sinian.
Until one day, someone shouted, "Doctor, doctor! Someone inhaled so much cat hair he's ended up in the hospital!"
Jiang Yingjiu: "?"
"Then he should go to a human doctor. What is he doing in the veterinary department?"
"There's no time! He's already here, and he says his cat needs to be treated first!"
"Then someone should treat his brain first."
Jiang Yingjiu wanted to see which idiot was having such a good time
Then he took a look. Wasn't that Lu Sinian, that stinking little brother?
*
The two looked at each other in silence after years apart.
In the end, the thing their parents had failed to pull off, the two of them managed to do themselves.
Theme: Get your self-criticism in order
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