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After the popular young actress Xiao Hua steals her opportunities for the 108th time, three-time Golden Awards winner You You suddenly awakens.
She's just a tool character in an entertainment-industry novel, there for the heroine to trample on and boost her own sense of triumph.
You You thinks it over for three days, then comes to terms with it. She follows her family's arrangements and gets married.
Then her luck turns around, and she lands a job on an island survival variety show.
Survival is no problem. She can handle it.
Long unemployed, You You heads there wagging her tail.
There are many guests on the show, but three of them stand out.
Xiao Hua, who has stolen 108 of her opportunities.
Pei Jin, her scandalous boyfriend, with whom she has appeared in trending searches 800 times.
And Lu Changwen, the cold CEO she secretly married on a whim.
Livestream viewer: You You, is she using a fake on-screen couple to chase clout again?! She can't even hold a conversation on the show. Why did the production team invite her? Thank goodness Xiao Huahua is there, or I wouldn't know who to watch!
Livestream viewer: Hahahahahaha, I heard she's teamed up with a cold and arrogant CEO. Is she going to be a little palace maid who carries his shoes, just like in The Harem? Talk about amazing luck.
Livestream viewer: Lighting a candle in advance. JPG
You You, a Grade Ten good-for-nothing in daily life, completely oblivious to her own shortcomings, gets assigned to cook.
She briskly rolls up her sleeves, as if she's a seasoned pro. "I can do it!"
Livestream viewer: Hahahahahaha, I'm dying. Is You You really cooking, or is she taking revenge on her teammates? Even dogs wouldn't eat that.
Livestream viewer: Holy crap, she actually ate it! She ate it, she ate it, and she cleaned her plate??? Look at her expression! Could that gray mush actually taste good?
Livestream viewer: Little question mark, do you have a lot of friends?
Lu Changwen eats it too.
But the next day, the man takes the pot right out of her hands.
Lu Changwen says with a cold expression: "Leave it. I'll do it!"
He cleans up the mess with a proficiency that makes you feel sorry for him.
Livestream viewer: ??? When I type a question mark, it's not me who has a problem. The CEO is the one acting weird.
Livestream viewer: Isn't the CEO a little too practiced at cleaning up after her?
Livestream viewer: Aaaaaah, this is so sweet! I'm screaming over this couple. I declare them official, and I've eaten the key!
Xiao Hua: Hello? Could someone point the camera at me?
Love after marriage
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-The Drama Queen Goes Viral on a Psychic Variety Show
Once a genius of the mystic arts, now a psychic streamer who can barely afford a meal, Feng Ling resolutely accepts a job on a psychic variety show so she can afford all the milk tea she wants.
It's called a psychic variety show, but it's really written as psychological counseling.
The guests seeking consultations include an arrogant and handsome top-tier star, an elegant and composed award-winning actor, and a handsome, wealthy producer known for his looks...
The masters are responsible for the psychic consultations. Feng Ling is responsible for the variety show.
Feng Ling: Shh, don't talk. I understand.
Feng Ling: Stirring up trouble? That's my specialty.
With a face that can get away with anything, Feng Ling becomes the show's resident troublemaker.
Top-tier star: Lately, I've been changing into women's clothes without realizing it...
Master of the Daoist sect: Have you been under a lot of pressure lately?
Feng Ling, putting on an act: Oh my, I see it. It's a red bridal gown from the ancient times.
Fan: Hah, shameless woman. We caught you using your phone to search for embarrassing pictures of my fave!
Award-winning actor: For the past three years, there's always been a bunch of white chrysanthemums beside my pillow...
Thai spirit medium: We can't rule out the possibility of an obsessive fan...
Feng Ling, not listening at all: They must be flowers sent to me!
Viewer: My blood pressure is rising. Where's the obsessive fan? Hurry up and come deal with her!
Producer: I have an old phone. Its ringtone never stops...
Medium: First, we should consider whether the phone is malfunctioning...
Feng Ling, boldly questioning him: Really? Give me your number. I'll test it.
Viewer: I can't take this anymore. Can the production team stop hiring this kind of drama queen, who'll definitely be the first to get killed off?
After the show airs, Feng Ling gets dragged across the internet and becomes public enemy number one.
When people rush into a certain shameless drama queen's livestream, they're left dumbfounded.
The person in third place on the tipping leaderboard, who spent hundreds of thousands to get a chance to talk with her, is none other than the top-tier star, his voice full of laughter.
"Lingling, since you won't give me your contact details, could I at least treat you to dinner?"
The second-place tipper refuses to be outdone and turns on his video, revealing a handsome, refined face.
"If you'd be willing to go on a date with me, it would be an honor."
The producer in first place gives a cold laugh and raises a Maybach key.
"Ten minutes in person. Is this enough?"
Overnight, Feng Ling goes viral across the internet.
"Holy crap, was everything she said on the show actually true?"
"I was wrong to call you a drama queen, Mr. Feng. Please be magnanimous and don't make me unlucky. Hands together."
"Please, Master Feng Ling, let me have some good luck, romance, good grades, and a fortune!"
Theme: Ability is the true measure of skill.
Lu: My childhood sweetheart, can I know if you can cook and whether the food you cook is delicious?
I totally didn't expect that You You was the original "hero", hahahaha
Hahahahaha I didn't expect this at all
This unexpected reversal
Isn't the author of the book on clearing the infinite game updated?
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