This story is expected to be completed and enter the paid section on October 28. The paid chapters begin with Chapter 25.
Check out my upcoming stories next door, After the Ghosts Become My Simps and Becoming My Arch-Enemy's Lap Cat. Please add them to your collections!
Blurb:
After marrying the movie star under a contract, Lu Ran is horrified to discover that the world he lives in is actually a melodramatic novel.
His darling husband, Fu Yuanye, is the male lead and will eventually die protecting the protagonist. Lu Ran, meanwhile, is just a nameless cannon-fodder character.
Looking at the sum listed in the contract, Lu Ran feels his conscience stir: Saving a life is worth more than building a seven-story pagoda!
So he starts keeping a close eye on Fu Yuanye from every angle. He absolutely has to keep Fu Yuanye away from the unrequited love who will cause his death for the duration of their contract!
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Fu Yuanye has always been sure that Lu Ran has absolutely no improper thoughts about him.
Until one day, he discovers that Lu Ran paid a fortune to get into his fan group.
Fu Yuanye: ?
He's paying so much attention to me. Does he like me?
Lu Ran takes care of every detail of Fu Yuanye's daily life, from food and clothes to getting around and a place to live.
Fu Yuanye: He knows me so well. He must like me!
To keep Fu Yuanye from going to see his unrequited love, Lu Ran carefully invents all kinds of evidence that he's secretly in love with him, and puts on such a lovey-dovey show that it makes people's scalps tingle.
Fu Yuanye: Tsk, he's definitely head over heels for me!
At last, the contract period comes to an end. Lu Ran clutches his little notebook full of money and jiggles his legs with excitement.
Fu Yuanye: Is he eager to start another kind of relationship with me?
The movie star lifts his proud chin, waiting for Lu Ran to confess his love. "Isn't there anything else you'd like to say to me?"
Like, "Brother Fu, please, can we not get divorced?" :)
Lu Ran nods vigorously. "Can we settle the extra fees for being your nanny, acting, and personal protection during the marriage separately?"
Fu Yuanye: ...???
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At first, Fu Yuanye is full of confidence: Lu Ran is so well-behaved. He'd never want anything he shouldn't.
Later, Fu Yuanye grows anxious: Lu Ran loves me so much. What if he can't live without me?
Only when the contract period ends does Fu Yuanye finally realize: Lu Ran only likes my money!
#Wifey, please, can we not get divorced? QAQ
[A bottom who thinks about nothing but money and occasionally acts like a scheming sweetheart × a domineering, rebellious top who becomes a lovesick fool later on]
Blurb for the upcoming story Becoming My Arch-Enemy's Lap Cat:
Chu Yi has imagined all sorts of things about college life: skipping class, failing courses, staying out all night...
But waking up as the tiny kitten owned by his arch-enemy, Si Qi, was definitely not one of them!
Chu Yi: Cat's lying flat. Do whatever you want. :)
But then he discovers that Si Qi, who acts like an icy judge of the underworld at school, is super, super gentle with his own kitten!
Chu Yi the kitten gets a bright idea: Oh? Here's my chance!
Scratch up the sofa!
Knock over the cups!
Party all night!
Chu Yi looks at his handiwork with satisfaction, convinced he's become the bane of Si Qi's existence.
Si Qi has been having a rough time lately. The kitten he just adopted seems to have entered its rebellious phase.
After taking advice from people online, Si Qi decides to spend more time with it, then get it neutered.
So on the very night Si Qi moves into the same room as the cat, he witnesses his kitten transform into Chu Yi, the person he's secretly in love with.
Si Qi: ...?
Help! My wife turned into a cat. Can I still get the cat neutered?!
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Everyone knows the student council president and vice president at A University can't stand each other. They've been arch-enemies since their first year.
Then one day during lunch break, a deep male voice suddenly rings out over the campus radio:
"Chu Yi, your beloved president, Si Qi, has brought you your favorite spicy dried fish. Please come to the broadcasting room to pick it up." ×3
Students from every department: ???
Chu Yi, forced into public humiliation: ???
Great. One of him and Si Qi has to go!
[A prickly kitty × an aloof student council president]
Theme: With hope in your heart, nothing can stop you.
Xiaoxing is a good person! I will definitely find a good lover in the future!
Ah... It's not appropriate to play the national anthem...
The end is all about spreading flowers and laughing to death, Aye: I have a unique skill in transforming into a cat
For elders to control their children's marriage is to treat them as objects.
The national anthem cannot be sung casually, as everyone knows
I have a big brain, I don't think it was Xiaoxing who played well with Motono when I was young...
Actually Ano is a romantic straight man hahahahahaha
Depend on! Got it! Can you keep my CP together? Ahhhh! It tortured me to death!!! I hope you won't enter V when proposing, please!
Damn it, what little abuse was promised?!
Hoho, you're going to eat melon on your own head.