[Western Crossover] Assassinate That Big Bat

My name is Smith. I belong to H.I.V.E. and am a pigeon, an emotionless killer. One day, the cash-strapped organization landed a big job. As the organization's most mysterious Mr. X, I naturally got the assignment: Take out Gotham's big Bat. I set off, only to unexpectedly run into my childhood sweetheart, whom I'd lost contact with long ago. He was even more handsome than he had been as a child, and warmly invited me, penniless as I was, to stay at his house. We hit it off at once, fell into bed together, and decided to pledge ourselves to each other. To show my sincerity, I told him why I'd come to Gotham, then did my best to convince him to join H.I.V.E. and help me take out the big Bat. Bruce Wayne, the big Bat himself: ... Reading notes: 1. A silly, OOC sweet treat. It won't be very long. 2. The heroine is a ditzy bioweapon, adorable and brainless, but she can eat and fight. 3. A touch of a Mr. and Mrs. Smith reference. Theme: Where there's a will, there's a way