Hey, Why Do Vampires Have to Be in an Infinite Flow, Too?!

Also known as: The Complete Record of a Flirtatious Beauty Training Her Dog

(A self-indulgent work I wrote for my own enjoyment. Hope you have fun reading it, and thank you so much!)

It's embarrassing to admit, but Cain, progenitor of the vampires, had barely crawled out of the ground before he was dragged into an infinite-flow game.

He thought he could just fight his way through, but this lousy game played dirty, suppressing his abilities and giving every level its own debuff!

In the first level, Cain was really feeling the pressure, so he burned the Snake King and roasted him on a skewer.

In the second level, Cain really had poor eyesight, and egged on an adorable NPC to take down the final boss.

In the third level, Cain was really starving, so he led his teammates in conquering a monster gourmet who flipped the table at the slightest provocation.

The game was a complete pain, but fortunately he met a good-looking, clever, obedient human whose blood smelled absolutely divine... though he was a little stiff.

Tsk, whatever. He'd make do and keep him as a blood bag.

But why did it feel more and more like he'd trained a loyal dog who protected his master?

Cain: "My back is killing me."

The big dog wiped off the blood (monster blood) and massaged him with a paw. "Is this the right amount of pressure?"

Cain: "I'm so hungry."

The big dog crushed an enemy's head, then obediently offered his neck. "Is this a good angle?"

Later, after the big dog regained his memories, he pinned Cain beneath him, leaving him on the verge of tears.

"Let me go! I'll never flirt with you again!"

The big dog: "Too late."

Before the dog training:

The Doggie Cult: "The bright moon shines, the bright moon glows. All my disciples, bark, bark, bark, bark!"

Cain: "What the hell?"

After the dog training:

The Doggie Cult: "The bright moon..."

Cain (holding his back): "Bark, bark, bark, bark!"

From the gong's perspective

Long Yi, the Creator Dragon God, entered the infinite-flow world after losing part of his divinity and memories. Along the way, he met an ancestor who feared nothing under heaven, and his old heart blossomed again.

Was the other guy also the progenitor of the vampires? No problem. Then let's have an interspecies marriage!

Loyal, doting Creator God gong X flirtatious beauty vampire shou

Reading guide:

1. Happy ending, one-on-one, no angst, each other's first love.

2. Due to plot reasons, both max-level powerhouses are heavily suppressed at first. They'll definitely regain their strength later.

3. An unconventional take on vampires, with some original worldbuilding.

4. This is a fictional world where everyone speaks and writes the same language.

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Preorder from the author's page: The Forensic Pathologist Jiang Transmigrates into a Falcon

Highly skilled forensic pathologist gong X ruthless eunuch official shou

Jiang Zhanqing worked diligently as a forensic pathologist. His uncanny talent for reconstructing bodies from bones earned him the nickname "human modeling machine." Unfortunately, fate had other plans: just before he was due for a promotion and raise, he transmigrated.

Everyone has a talent that's useful somewhere. If he'd transmigrated as an ordinary person in ancient times, forensic pathologist Jiang wouldn't have panicked; he could have made a living with his skills. But being turned into game meat awaiting slaughter in a restaurant kitchen was a rather trickier problem.

At the last possible moment, Jiang Zhanqing, now transformed into a falcon, was rescued by the Governor of the Eastern Depot, who was traveling incognito.

The Governor was stunningly beautiful, the most handsome person Jiang Zhanqing had ever seen. He never expected him to be a secret bird-of-prey enthusiast. Well, looks can be deceiving.

All right. In return for saving his life, he could at least offer his bird self as a little payback.

Beneath the capital's peaceful surface, undercurrents swirled.

A skeleton with daggers in its ribs in a cave, an official dead from an overdose in an alley, a woman beaten to death with no marks on her body...

Seeing the Governor run ragged with work, Jiang Zhanqing was desperate to help with all the professional knowledge in his head. But a bird's beak couldn't speak, and a bird's claws couldn't write. He was too anxious to eat or sleep.

Fortunately, there was light at the end of the tunnel. The Minister of Justice, who had been unconscious for months after an assassination attempt, looked exactly like Jiang Zhanqing in his previous life, and their souls were unexpectedly compatible.

So he moved house, changing from bird to man, and was finally able to get to work.

Back in human form and returning to his old profession, Jiang Zhanqing was in his element. And thanks to his former bird body, he had an innate talent for understanding birdsong, a real cheat skill.

Following the clues, Jiang Zhanqing discovered that everything had been carefully orchestrated. The same hand had been manipulating every unsolved case. The seemingly all-powerful Governor, and even Jiang Zhanqing himself, were nothing more than pawns in the hands of the mastermind...

*From the shou's perspective

Everyone said that Yuan Fusheng, the Governor of the Eastern Depot, was the court's eunuch dog, a living King of Hell who killed without blinking and would eat you alive.

But no one knew that he had once recited poetry beneath the moon, sung over wine, and admired a red plum branch reaching over a wall as snow swirled down from the sky.

Yuan Fusheng had thought that all his life he could do was be a eunuch dog everyone cursed, waiting for the day a single mistake would leave him dead without a whole body.

But then the Minister of Justice, who had been unconscious for months before miraculously waking, strode right into the life Yuan Fusheng could see stretching to its end.

Suddenly, he didn't want to die quite so much.

Reading guide:

1. Gong-focused, and the shou is a real eunuch. Plot-driven. There is no romance while the gong is a falcon.

2. There may be angst along the way, but the ending will definitely be happy.

3. Some cases are based on classical texts, and will be noted.

Theme: Life and the world are beautiful. Love them.