The Eunuch's Guide to Raising a Wife (Reborn)

Complete! The full book costs just one cup of Yi Dian Dian~ Thanks for supporting the official release! A crazy, sharp-tongued fake eunuch X a sweet, soft, people-pleasing little green tea: a simple sweet romance! (Please add my upcoming novels, Spoiled to the Heavens and Seeking a Lover's Joy, to your reading list. Their blurbs are at the bottom~) In her previous life, Lin Jiaoyue schemed and calculated every which way, yet still misjudged people's hearts. She died a miserable death in the back courtyard of Prince Ning's residence. Reborn, she turned over a new leaf and decided to keep her head down, behave herself, and never again provoke the people who had brought her misery in her past life. But at a corner she was trying to avoid, she unexpectedly ran into a peerlessly handsome young man, whose entire body radiated a sinister, murderous aura. His gaze was like a knife, slowly scraping over every inch of Lin Jiaoyue. Only later did Lin Jiaoyue learn that this was the Director of Ceremonial Affairs Gu Xuanli, whom the mistress of the household had originally planned to send her to warm his bed. People called him the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old. Lin Jiaoyue was shocked and frightened, but could only comfort herself again and again: A eunuch is still a eunuch. At least there'll be peace in the back courtyard. She had been sent as a wife to humiliate Gu Xuanli, a scheme cooked up by his enemies. Whether he accepted or rejected her, either way, everyone would enjoy the show. But as people waited, they saw neither the bride's blood splashed across the wedding chamber nor the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old making a scene before the palace steps. All they saw was him retrieve her dowry, protect her family, and buy her a lovely lantern on a bustling street. Beneath a heavy snowfall, the cruel and unruly Nine-Thousand-Year-Old cut off the Prince of Ning's heir's head, then walked step by step toward Lin Jiaoyue, his voice soft and intoxicating: "Yue'er doesn't like this kind of corrupt official, does she?" He never expected his little wife to tremble in fright only at first, then redden her eyes and throw herself into his arms: "No, that's not it. I-I only like you!" Gu Xuanli was a blade, a fiend everyone feared but dared not curse aloud. They hoped he'd die a horrible death, yet day after day could only watch him take whatever he pleased right from under their noses. Only Lin Jiaoyue was afraid of him and cried in front of him, but also pouted, acted coy, loved him, and wanted him to hold her. Then he would shield her from every ugliness in the world, cradle her in his palm, and cherish her with all his heart, day and night. A little extra: A certain young noblewoman who tried to ruin the little madam's reputation was punished by the Director in kind. When the little madam heard that the Director had even gone easy on her, she blinked. "? The Director did a good deed today! (Applause)" The Director clicked his tongue, smiled, leaned down, and nipped her ear. "That kind of good thing is reserved for my little madam." Reader's Guide: 1. One-on-one romance, happy ending, fictional setting, both leads are virgins. This fake eunuch is even better at making snide remarks than a real one. 2. Neither lead is perfect or particularly virtuous. Don't overanalyze; this is a simple little sweet treat. 3. Six chapters a day between 7 and 9 p.m., with three extra chapters a day. I'll take a break if something unexpected comes up; otherwise, I'll be revising~ [Upcoming Novel 1] The Commandery Princess and Her Slave The notorious beauty Luo Jia, the Princess of Yongjia, took in an unruly horse groom in the third year of her widowhood. The young man was handsome, with a pair of clear, cold, deep-set eyes, broad shoulders, a slim waist, and a proud bearing. She turned her phoenix eyes toward him, utterly enamored. Unexpectedly, one day the Prince's residence fell, and the crowd joined in to kick it while it was down. Everyone craned their necks, eagerly and greedily waiting to see what fate would befall Luo Jia. After turning it over in her mind, Luo Jia decisively planned to flee to her new lover. But before she could leave the city, a warhorse charged at her, and a long blade blocked the road. Glaring iron armor and golden scales. The young man who had once been her horse groom lowered his brows and used the bloodstained tip of his blade to lift the carriage curtain. "Is the princess well?" Before He Yunzheng rose to power, he had been a dog at the side of the notorious Luo Jia. She was spoiled and reckless, using a long whip to torment him and her authority to humiliate him, only to turn around and softly coax him into giving her his heart. It left the fifteen- or sixteen-year-old boy utterly at a loss. So he struggled to learn how to be forgiven by her, treated with kindness by her, and doted on by her... And how to be abandoned by her... When he stood before Luo Jia again, now commanding a great army, he finally bound her swaggering arms with ease and heard her cry out in alarm. His rough fingertip lightly brushed the corner of her reddened eye. He Yunzheng's sharp gaze fell on her mud-stained skirt. "Princess." He watched her like a beast stalking its prey. His voice was no longer as gentle and obedient as before. "Your servant will help you... bathe and change." * The heroine is not a strong, domineering woman. The story begins with her taking in a horse groom. She tries to tame a dog and ends up getting bitten. The puppy crosses the line and takes his mistress. The heroine mistreats the hero in the early chapters; later, the puppy struggles to turn the tables and take her by force [if he can bring himself to be ruthless]. Previously titled: Spoiled to the Heavens Reader's Guide: 1. The heroine is not a virgin, but the hero is. The heroine is beautiful and delicate on the outside, but ruthless, shameless, and crazy on the inside. She's paired with a stubborn puppy who turns into a wolfdog. 2. Fictional setting, one-on-one romance, happy ending. Neither lead is perfect. 3. The author doesn't understand what it means to take sides with the hero or heroine. The plot follows their characterization. If you don't like it, click away; let's part on good terms~ [Upcoming Novel 2] Seeking a Lover's Joy "Did you guess long ago that I'm not a woman?" The tall, jade-like beauty, adorned with glittering ornaments, spoke menacingly as she cornered Jin Shu. *The male lead is a gorgeous cross-dresser with a bit of a doglike streak. A man tries to seduce her, fails, and resorts to taking her by force. Both her ex-husband and her current man will have to pay for their sins. Jin Shu lived up to her name: a dazzling beauty, the apple of her merchant family's eye. When she married into the Duke of Ying's household, everyone said her husband was an upright gentleman, refined and scholarly. They said marrying such a man was a blessing Jin Shu had earned in her previous life. Jin Shu smiled at their words, hiding her scarred arms in her sleeves, and quietly agreed as a proper wife should. One day, hurrying through a family banquet, Jin Shu happened to see a jade-like beauty looking back over the railing. Ning Jue was tall, with phoenix eyes bright as dewy begonias. She looked over at Jin Shu. "Have you come to fetch me, sister-in-law?" Her voice was low and lilting. Before Jin Shu could make sense of it, the other woman walked over and gently took her hand. Jin Shu finally remembered: the Duke's household had a young woman who'd been raised away from home since childhood. She was her husband's younger sister, just a year younger than Jin Shu. To appear virtuous and gentle, Jin Shu put on a smile and affectionately linked arms with her. A gleam of amusement appeared in Ning Jue's deep eyes, and her lips curved into a smile. But being a virtuous, dutiful wife didn't earn her respect. One day, Jin Shu horrified to discover that her husband planned to "offer her up" to advance his grand scheme! Her calm life shattered. In her fury and grief, Jin Shu finally resolved to go down in flames with them all. On a winter night after the snow had stopped, Jin Shu hid inside the house, breathing unsteadily as she waited for her plan to succeed, fingers clenched tight. The door opened. A familiar yet strange man, sword in hand and stained with blood, walked toward her step by step. "Sister-in-law, how cruel of you. Last night, you patiently taught me how to sew a little undergarment, but today you want to wipe me out along with everyone else?" Reader's Guide: One-on-one romance, happy ending. The heroine is not a virgin; the hero is. A scheming cross-dressing brother-in-law X a restrained, gentle sister-in-law. The male lead is not related by blood to the heroine's ex-husband. The heroine and the male lead do not begin a romance while she is still with her ex-husband. [My Friend's Upcoming Novel!] Breaking the Pearl by Lai Shi Ye Huo The commandery princess Yin Mingshu was an unparalleled beauty, a pearl the emperor held in the palm of his hand. After a palace coup, she had no choice but to seek refuge in the bed of Xie Congyu, a powerful minister born a lowly slave. She didn't know that Xie Congyu had yearned for her his entire life, but never dared lay a finger on her. Reborn, he could no longer stand by and watch her fall into someone else's arms. He schemed and plotted, forcing her to yield. Xie Congyu finally got the pearl in his arms as he'd wished. But after he swept every obstacle from her path, she ran away. Only then did he learn that he wasn't the only one reborn! All the tenderness they'd shared had been nothing but a means to an end. Xie Congyu crushed the pearl on her phoenix crown, grinding his teeth as he swore to drag her back and lock her by his side. But when he finally saw Yin Mingshu, he put away his fangs and hid his claws, softly coaxing her: "Zhenzhen, if you stay by my side, you can even be empress. If you don't want that..." Xie Congyu bent down and picked up the hem of her mud-stained skirt, wiping it clean with care. "Then let me be your dog." A green-tea beauty X a sickly, powerful minister [My Friend's Upcoming Novel!] After I Dumped the Divine Lord, I Became His Dark Moonlight by Si Chan After transmigrating into a book, Tong Yao got a System that rewarded her for helping others. Once she'd done enough good deeds, she could ascend to immortality. For years, she'd spread kindness throughout the cultivation world, but she was always missing one last step! Finally, she learned that the greatest merit in the entire book was helping the famous Lord Zhouling kill his wife to prove his Dao. Oh, wow! Her chance had come! * Lord Zhouling, who held the power to enforce divine punishment, was cold and merciless, and was known as the greatest divine lord in all the Nine Heavens and Eight Wilds. He had three taboos, and even gods and demons quaked at the thought of them. Tong Yao carefully wrote them on a little blackboard, determined to break every single one! * First taboo: deception. So she took advantage of him, picked up Zhouling after he'd lost all his memories, and pretended to be his wife, acting arrogantly and tyrannically! "You don't remember? I'm your Dao companion. When I tell you to go east, you don't go west. Everything has to be done my way. You have to make me happy. Do you understand?" The once lofty Divine Lord looked a little confused. "I understand." * Second taboo: humiliation. So she hung Zhouling up in chains, stripped his upper body bare, and left him covered in whip marks. Tong Yao used her whip to lift his chin, ordering him around! "If you don't behave, I'll beat you! Try killing someone again and see what happens!" Zhouling's face was restrained, his breathing filled with suppressed desire. "All right." * Third taboo: false accusations. So she accused him of sharing a bed with a little fairy and insisted they separate. In his desperation, Zhouling cut his flesh and carved his bones, then knelt before Tong Yao to prove his innocence. "Yaoyao, I didn't even touch her. I'm not tainted... Don't leave me..." * A once aloof beauty turned into a muddy dog. Once he recovered his memories, wouldn't he grind her bones to dust to prove his Dao? Tong Yao waited and waited, until at last the day arrived. She was chatting with a new young immortal when the sky and earth shook and rosy clouds stretched for miles! The True Lord had returned! She watched with her own eyes as the greatest Divine Lord of the Nine Heavens and Eight Wilds came step by step, treading on five-colored clouds and carrying the Qingling Sword. The sword that was supposed to pierce her heart instead chopped off the young immortal's hand! Zhouling's face was full of jealousy. "Who gave you permission to touch her?!" * Tong Yao: ? It's over. Damn it, this aloof beauty should be proving his Dao by killing his wife and being a good Divine Lord. Why does he have to insist on being my dog?! Hope all you cuties will add it to your reading lists~ Theme: There's always a way forward