Use Your Love Brain to Become a Matchmaker in the Game [Unlimited]

[The loud-mouthed female protagonist with an accent x the awkward male protagonist with quotes from the tyrant] I admit, I am very good at using CP. I found that the NPCs in the infinite flow dungeon seemed to have love lines. A certain NPC seems to have a secret crush on another person while following the plot, but is too shy to confess. Can I bear this? ? ? I can be single, I can stay in the dungeon forever, but the cp I drink must get married! ! Even if I forcibly marry Lalang——! The first copy: Escape from the dormitory There was no toilet paper in the toilet at midnight, and a pair of hands stretched out from the toilet. A sinister voice came out: "Do you want white newspaper or red wedding paper?" Ren Youyou: "Thank you, I use my hands." Ghost: "?" Ren Youyou: "Let me lend you a hand." Her strength worked wonders. She broke off Gui's hands and pinched half of the already withered arm. He wiped his body with the newspaper pinched by Gui's fingers and threw it into the trash can in disgust. The male ghost's angry wail echoed in the air. Others: 6 When I walked out of the toilet, I encountered a monster disguised as the dormitory aunt who was catching people in the corridor. She confidently complained to her aunt: "There is no toilet paper in the toilet, so you need to bring your own. What kind of school is it? Isn't paying living expenses in vain?" I only live in a bunk bed with six people like you, and I earn 600 yuan a month. I don't even have toilet paper when I go to the toilet. I won't say anything if men and women sleep together, but you can separate the men's and women's bathrooms, okay? Did you know that the male voice I just heard scared me to the point of constipation? " Others: "... Master, please stop reading." Suddenly, Ren Youyou had a flash of inspiration. The powerful dormitory aunt who loves to take care of people, and the perverted male ghost who can't control the toilet paper, are a perfect complement to each other! This is not a marriage! ? Second copy: suspense movie Narrator of the script: Early in the morning, you receive a call from your lover. The male protagonist said: "Baby, I finally got through. Where are you now? Who are you with?" Narrator: You said you are at home, with your sister. But the lover yelled: "Don't believe her, she is fake! She has ulterior motives, she lied to you, and you were killed by her. There is medicine in the milk! Don't believe her! I came here specially to save you!" Before you could answer, the call was disconnected. My sister knocked on the door from the living room and came in, bringing a glass of milk to comfort you. Don't be too sad when your lover dies. Your hair stands on end and you don't know who is real and who is fake. You ran into the second bedroom and locked the door. Your sister outside the door is worried about you and calls you to open the door. Ren Youyou: "Wait a moment." Sister: Are you okay? What happened? Ren Youyou: "Something big happened." Sister: "?" Ren Youyou: "What's wrong? My husband told me not to believe you. You want to kill me." My sister's smile froze at the corner of her mouth. Seeing that the female ghost disguised as her sister was about to reveal her true form, Ren Youyou accidentally found a photo of her cheap husband and her sister on her phone. My husband is 1.81 Meters tall and handsome, and my sister is 1.56 Meters tall and soft. Ren Youyou's attributes exploded: "Let's do this. You both have your own reasons. I'm in a dilemma. I'll give him a call and you two can meet in person." Female ghost disguised as sister:? Narrator:? Isn't this plot wrong—— Highlight： ①The daily update time is not fixed. ②There is a male protagonist. The male protagonist has a bit of a background and is funny. ③There are other copies, and the copywriter can't take up the space. ④The heroine has max strength and may have an accent in her speech, but it does not mean that she is from a bad place. It is only used as a source of laughter for the heroine. (I love every piece of land in the flower garden.) ⑤Only the copywriting is in the first person, but the main text is not. ⑥If you don't like it, please be merciful and exit immediately. Intention: Love comes first.