Mecha? No, a Food Variety Show!

[The column has pre-received unlimited streaming "I rely on my love brain to be a matchmaker in the game". Please collect it ~ The copy is at the bottom! [The full text is less than two yuan, please support the genuine version! Ling Qiao, a food worker, accidentally traveled to the interstellar era with his family and his room while in seclusion. How can this be done when the hoof-flowered elbow is about to leave seclusion to receive the reward from the master? Finally, she met a man who claimed that as long as he accumulated popularity points, he could send her home, but he had to participate in his variety show. Ling Qiao readily agreed. I originally wanted her to stand out among the mecha warriors, but who knew that this heroine could only show off her rice! There was a lot of abuse and ridicule on the Star Network: "Why does this woman only know how to eat? Is the poor star here to beg for food?" "It's really useless. I can't do anything." "I wonder who dares to bet on her to win? It's so funny that you can't even use a mecha, right?" Unexpectedly, in the arena competition that day, many mechas fought hard. His partner Qi Xizhao was sitting in the mecha cabin, blocking the surrounding mechas and closely protecting Ling Qiao who was showing off his meal. At this time, a flaw was revealed, and someone's whip whip happened to overturn Ling Qiao's cream of mushroom soup. Ling Qiao was furious on the spot, grabbed Fa Jue and dunked: "Who did this! Don't you know it's a shameful waste!" She was seen waving her sword and concentrating, and a sharp sword energy rushed forward quickly, hitting the defensive shell of the A-class mecha. The defensive shell immediately fell apart, and the cuts were neat and terrifying. Barrage:? ? ? ? ? Everyone whose defense layer was broken by the sword energy: "..." Shocked! Ling Qiao, who only knows how to cook, is actually the boss! The famous actress who bought a useless draft that criticized her said: "..." This is different from the written draft! The male star who covets her beauty: "As expected of you!" The emperor of the empire stared at her secretly: "It is indeed a big disaster, we can't stay!" Director behind the scenes: "It's over, the character is broken!" Only Ling Qiao tilted his head and blinked in front of the camera, swallowed the last bite of meatballs, and smiled sweetly: "It would be better if I had a cup of double-skinned milk!" * Qi Xizhao has been a little irritable recently. He was a little confused about what kind of person Ling Qiao was. He looked at the gentle and beautiful Ling Qiao on the screen, the heroic Ling Qiao when he used force, and then looked at the Ling Qiao next to him who was eating so much that he even knocked on the table and shouted for another portion, feeling a little dazed. Until Ling Qiao hit his chest with her elbow and asked him: "Do you want to be the emperor of the Emperor Star?" The ambition and desire for power surged in his heart, and he felt ashamed of his desires. The girl put down her chopsticks and told him with determination and energy: "Only you are the hope of the Emperor Star." Only your cooking skills can conquer the Emperor Star! There is no food at all in Emperor Star! The girl showed him her cute dimples. Qi Xizhao looked at her and experienced the joy of being secretly loved for the first time. All right. He understands her thoughts. If she says yes, then he is. "I will work hard for you." He agreed seriously. "Yeah!" Ling Qiao was moved to tears. She saw that there would be many delicious foods in the future and waved to her! Small Theater In a certain competition, other people were flying back and forth in mechas. Qi Xizhao asked while shaking the spoon: "How about it? Is it salty or salty?" Ling Qiao clicked his tongue and gave a thumbs up. "Not bad! Let's eat!" Others: Why don't you pretend to beat us up for a while? [Food Guide] *Welcome to catch insects~mua! *The full text is less than two yuan, please support the genuine version! ————The following is the advance receipt copy "I rely on my love brain to become a matchmaker in the game" I admit, I am very good at using CP. I found that the NPCs in the infinite flow dungeon seemed to have love lines. A certain NPC seems to have a secret crush on another person while following the plot, but is too shy to confess. Can I bear this? ? ? I can be single, I can stay in the dungeon forever, but the cp I drink must get married! ! Even if I forcibly marry Lalang——! The first copy: Escape from the dormitory There was no toilet paper in the toilet at midnight, and a pair of hands stretched out from the toilet. A sinister voice came out: "Do you want white newspaper or red wedding paper?" Ren Youyou: "Thank you, I use my hands." Ghost: "?" Ren Youyou: "Let me lend you a hand." Her strength worked wonders, and she broke off the ghost's hands. Holding the already withered half of her arm, she wiped her body with the newspaper she held on her ghost fingers, and threw it into the trash can in disgust. The male ghost's angry wail echoed in the air. Others: 6 When I walked out of the toilet, I encountered a monster disguised as the dormitory aunt who was catching people in the corridor. She confidently complained to her aunt: "There is no toilet paper in the toilet, so you need to bring your own. What kind of school is it? Isn't paying living expenses in vain?" I only live in a bunk bed with six people like you, and I earn 600 yuan a month. I don't even have toilet paper when I go to the toilet. I won't say anything if men and women sleep together, but you can separate the men's and women's bathrooms, okay? Did you know that the male voice I just heard scared me to the point of constipation? " Others: "... Master, please stop reading." Suddenly, Ren Youyou had a flash of inspiration. The powerful dormitory aunt who loves to take care of people, and the perverted male ghost who can't control the toilet paper, are a perfect complement to each other! This is not a marriage! ? Second copy: suspense movie Narrator of the script: Early in the morning, you receive a call from your lover. The male protagonist said: "Baby, I finally got through. Where are you now? Who are you with?" Narrator: You said you are at home, with your sister. But the lover yelled: "Don't believe her, she is fake! She has ulterior motives, she lied to you, and you were killed by her. There is medicine in the milk! Don't believe her! I came here specially to save you!" Before you could answer, the call was disconnected. My sister knocked on the door from the living room and came in, bringing a glass of milk to comfort you. Don't be too sad when your lover dies. Your hair stands on end and you don't know who is real and who is fake. You ran into the second bedroom and locked the door. Your sister outside the door is worried about you and calls you to open the door. Ren Youyou: "Wait a moment." Sister: Are you okay? What happened? Ren Youyou: "Something big happened." Sister: "?" Ren Youyou: "What's wrong? My husband told me not to believe you. You want to kill me." My sister's smile froze at the corner of her mouth. Seeing that the female ghost disguised as her sister was about to reveal her true form, Ren Youyou accidentally found a photo of her cheap husband and her sister on her phone. My husband is 1.81 Meters tall and handsome, and my sister is 1.56 Meters tall and soft. Ren Youyou's attributes exploded: "Let's do this. You both have your own reasons. I'm in a dilemma. I'll give him a call and you two can meet in person." Female ghost disguised as sister:? Narrator:? Isn't this plot wrong—— GuluGulu, please collect it~ Intention: No matter how busy or tired you are, don't forget to eat.