How to Be a Proper Male Zerg

Name: How to Be a Proper Male Zerg
Author: Zui Li Qifeng

做一只合格的雄虫

by Zui Li Qifeng (醉里祈风)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 43k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Fantasy & Future
Updated: 28d ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

Colin always thought he had never done anything too awful to Rachel, his wife, such as wantonly abusing her the way male Zergs in modern society do.

But Rachel killed him with her own hands.

When he regained consciousness, he had opened his eyes on the first day of his honeymoon with Rachel.

Colin was a decent husband in his previous life. This time, let him do whatever he wants. It's not like he'll get a happy ending anyway.

Content warnings:

1. Scum seme, scum seme, scum seme. After being reborn, the seme will sleep with many female Zergs. He's a male lead adored by everyone, with no CP.

2. There are misunderstandings, but I won't clear them up. This is all about making the uke suffer~

3. An entirely fictional setting, an entirely fictional setting, an entirely fictional setting, with lots of original worldbuilding.

Theme: Trust and love are both finite resources

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