After awakening, Fan Shuyin discovered that she was actually a cannon-fodder female character in a book.
She had shamelessly pursued the male lead of a hugely popular couple, becoming the target of a furious internet backlash. Then she was kicked out of her home and met a tragic end.
Facing a death-from-the-start scenario, Fan Shuyin was perfectly calm.
She had long since stopped caring about the entertainment industry. Once she paid off her debts, all she wanted was a peaceful retirement.
The first all-star dating reality show went on air, and viewers noticed that all the guests seemed to have a history with Fan Shuyin.
They sat back, waiting for her to get torn to shreds.
But as filming went on, they realized things weren't unfolding quite as expected.
On the first day, everyone shared dinner. The other guests watched what they ate to maintain their figures, but Fan Shuyin was the only one chowing down with gusto, polishing off all six dishes.
Her rival seized the opportunity to take a jab at her, saying that failing to manage her figure was irresponsible to her fans.
Fan Shuyin replied calmly, "But I don't have any fans."
Viewers: ...They couldn't argue with that.
On one-on-one date day, the other female celebrities were all impeccably made-up and dressed in designer outfits, acting coy now and then. They couldn't have been more charming.
Then the camera turned to Fan Shuyin.
Viewers watched Fan Shuyin lounge in a rocking chair, sunbathing in an old-fashioned men's shirt, while another female guest quietly and obediently cooked in the kitchen, and fell silent.
They must have gotten up too early. They'd just seen two women on a date. Better go back to sleep.
The production team stirred up trouble by inviting the male and female leads from the book. After completing their tasks, the guests could arrange their own dates, with the winner getting first choice.
As expected, Fan Shuyin won and walked up to the male lead.
The production team was thrilled. The show was about to get good!
But Fan Shuyin just smiled and said to him, "I'm getting too old for this, honestly. The weak always get crushed first. How about this: I'll give you a QR code. Transfer me fifty thousand, and first place is yours. Just a little something to help you out."
Viewers: ??? Is she going crazy again?
Fan Shuyin shot to fame as the hottest female celebrity online.
Her haters became her fan club, her agency offered her shares and dividends to renew her contract, and her fans could circle the globe more than three times over.
Fan Shuyin counted the zeroes in her bank balance and declared with delight, "I'm retiring, guys!"
-A ridiculous, feel-good power fantasy, where everything serves the fun.
-The female lead is the absolute best. Let her have all the fun; girls shouldn't have to put up with mistreatment!
-Screenshot taken on June 23, 2022.
Theme: What you think is adversity may actually be a new beginning.
Is this book abandoned?
Don't be stupid. Do you think a good-looking woman living alone in a quiet place with a huge amount of money thinks she lives in a utopia? She would rather believe that the logistics management fee paid every month can protect the safety of the residents.
The last sentence of help is so funny...
Help, how can there be such a narcissistic man? Good job. Can the author give some plot to make this man sober up? Greasy and narcissistic man is easy to fuck
Spread flowers, spread flowers, spread flowers~~
Ah ah ah, you need to have a good rest.
Come on, sprinkle flowers in the front row, sprinkle flowers
Spread flowers, spread flowers, spread flowers~~
Spread flowers, spread flowers, spread flowers~Good night~~
Hahaha, this rhyme is awesome