[Wuxia Crossover] Trick a Villain Into Saving the World

Notice: This story will enter VIP status on August 26. There will be a 10,000-character update that day. Thank you for your support. After it enters VIP, there will be 3,000 characters daily, with extra updates depending on circumstances. Do you think the great master shattered the void because he truly loved martial arts? Wrong. He missed air conditioners, refrigerators, and barbecue! Just as teachers convince students that life will be easy after the college entrance exams, and that no one will supervise them at university so they can play all day, Gu Qingyi thought shattering the void would be a simple matter of gritting her teeth and getting through it, after which a wonderful new life would begin. The result! She didn't return to the modern world, and on top of that, she ended up burdened with the karmic duty of saving the world! Gu Qingyi: Time to bring out every ounce of my lifelong slacking skills! First, find a sucker. Oh, look, a sucker came right to me. You have an extraordinary build and exceptional talent. You're just the one for this world-saving starter pack! From then on, the hottest story in the martial world became: The Law-Abiding Ninth Young Master, the Number One Crime Fighter. * Gu Qingyi: At first I just wanted to pick up a tool guy, but then I fell for his looks and, over time, fell in love. Ninth Young Master: At first, I wanted her but couldn't have her. Then I got her, only to discover she wasn't falling for me. Not fair. Why should I be the only one to fall? [Gradually turning evil, only to be ■■■■ :)] A no-CP story accepting advance follows: [Journey to the West] Tang Sanzang Is a Martial Arts Practitioner Sun Wukong: I'll never forget that day. My master split open Five Elements Mountain with one palm, grabbed me by the throat, and asked whether I would go with him to the Western Heaven or have him send me there. * Jiang Liu was born with innate knowledge and extraordinary gifts. With one pair of eyes, he could see enemy and ally names marked red or green, see through the true forms of demons and monsters, and directly perceive how long their health bars were. Before he was even born, he heard Buddhist chants: "This child was born in answer to Heaven's will, destined to slaughter all gods and Buddhas. Surely he will leave us no path to survival. Now, let us do the opposite and make him one who spreads our teachings far and wide. Let us wager on what fate will bring." Good grief, they had already decided to manipulate and deceive him before he was even born. To protect himself, Jiang Liu became a martial monk, slaying demons and exorcising evil spirits along the way, eliminating every red name and strengthening himself. As a result, his fame and prestige grew, and his name spread throughout the Tang Empire. The emperor warmly took his hand and urged him into it: "If you can truly fulfill this duty of loyalty and virtue, and do not fear the long journey across mountains and rivers, I would be honored to become your sworn brother." Jiang Liu: I knew this might be the world of Journey to the West, but I didn't expect to be that Tang Sanzang. But I'm a martial monk! I don't know how to preach sutras! Jiang Liu looked at this wise and enlightened emperor. After a moment's silence, he suddenly held out his arm. "They say one bite of Tang Sanzang's flesh grants immortality. Your Majesty, would you like a bite?" Notes: 1. This is my own take on a fan story, with many personal additions. The values portrayed in the story do not represent the author's values. 2. Don't eat wild game. 3. If you don't like it, let's part on good terms. We can go our separate ways and each find happiness. I'm grateful to have you here. Sending love. Theme: Beautiful flowers can bloom even in the mud.