[Harry Potter] The Snake and Cat Dance

Ivia is an innocent, cute, and kind girl.

She's good at getting lost, beating up Bludgers, killing innocent plants, and keeping eagles as pets, among other things.

She decides to devote her life to studying the many uses of potions, such as seasoning food, mixing paint colors, and making explosives.

The Potions Professor at Hogwarts gives her a lot of help, for example:

"Professor, based on Neville's performance today, I made this potion. It creates a huge impact when struck hard, no less powerful than a [redacted]. Can I test it in the Potions Classroom?"

"No."

"Then the Slytherin Common Room?"

"No."

"Then what about your office, Professor?"

"Go ahead and try!"

"Really? Thank you, Professor."

"...?"

Thanks to such thoughtful assistance, I firmly settled on my life's ambition from an early age: I would become a magical demolition expert, blow up that old bald man, and restore peace and blue skies to the Wizarding World!

Snape: "Please, stop. ...Or should we get Voldemort to do it instead?"

Author's note: The writing style is a little silly, and the heroine is a Slytherin. The Four Houses are one big happy family; no house bashing.

Please don't take the heroine as a stand-in for the author.

I don't recommend letting the story build up. Please leave lots of comments and encouragement.

Theme: Maybe there's another way to destroy Hogwarts