Why Won't the Villain I Married Die Yet?

[Please add my upcoming novel, Max Out the Spending, Idle My Way to Ascension, to your collection. Thanks for your support!]

[Blurb]

[Money-crazed, goofy fox, funny girl + richer than a nation, green-tea dragon, scheming man]

Urgently seeking advice!

Question: I transmigrated into a book and married the villain in Chapter One. I'm about to become a widow. How can I force him to stay alive?

Follow-up: I later found out that my villainous husband, who'd been pretending to be poor, is a dragon. Counting the inheritance from his ancestors, he could buy the entire cultivation world. How do I make sure he dies sooner? I just want to inherit his fortune and run away.

Villain, unlucky sap, paragon of husbandly virtue, Lingyou: Thanks for the tip. Go lay an egg right now. Don't even think about running away :)

The serious blurb---

After accidentally transmigrating into a book as a cannon-fodder female supporting character, Gu Niaoniao followed the System's relentless guidance and cranked the difficulty of her mission up to Hell Mode.

The original heroine saw through the scumbag's true nature and eloped with her puppy-like junior apprentice brother.

The original male lead turned evil and became a great demon who planned to sacrifice countless lives.

The villainous dragon Lingyou exclaimed, "Nice, 666! You people are freaks. What a bunch of weirdos, bro."

Watching the plot fly wildly off course because of her, Niaoniao ruffled the dragon's enormous head. "Be a good boy. It's our turn to go onstage and perform."

Golden light flowed over the giant dragon's black scales as he came roaring in like a landslide and a tsunami, saving the world from disaster and soaring above the clouds.

With a flash, he transformed into a young man and surrendered to the female supporting character.

System: Right, don't mind whether I live or die.

The story opens with a wedding. The author's mum is rushing the plot along.

The main plot is about building a career, but there's still time for romance. If it's not sweet, you get your money back.

[Upcoming novel blurb]

[Loaded, straightforward beauty, lie-flat pretty-boy lover, Zhaozhao] + [Eight hundred schemes, secretly turning evil, wants to pounce on Big Sis, Huo Yu]

Top-spending player Zhaozhao transmigrated into a cultivation game and ascended with a villainous NPC.

A year ago, while playing this game, she bought every bundle available. Her balance had more digits than she could count on both hands, her inventory overflowed with rare treasures, and the developers practically wanted to kneel down and call her Dad.

A year later, newly transmigrated into the game, Zhaozhao went to the Heaven-Piercing Tower to check the combat rankings. The second-place player was still an N followed by so many zeroes behind her...

Zhaozhao: Invincible! How boring!

The great demon Huo Yu was a pitiful little thing, unloved by both his father and mother. His pure yin birth chart was said to bring death to his relatives, so his mother gave him to an old Daoist as a cultivation furnace.

While skipping levels to complete a mission, Zhaozhao happened to spot A Yu when he was still a child, and the original artist's skill completely won her over.

Zhaozhao: A villain this good-looking... What color should the little sack I kidnap you in be?

Huo Yu: Big Sis, A Yu will bring you misfortune.

Zhaozhao: It'd be a misfortune to miss out on someone this good-looking. My balance is long enough to handle it. Don't worry about cursing me!

After completing the main quest, Zhaozhao was just about to leave when Huo Yu, who had quietly turned evil, cornered her on a boat. His large hand gripped her slender waist as he gritted his teeth and whined,

Huo Yu: Big Sis... You said you'd never leave me.

Huo Yu later became the living King of Hell, feared by everyone in the cultivation world.

At night, he'd still crawl into his big sister's arms for a hug and count on his fingers as he told her who had bullied him that day.

The male lead in the main plot: Right, don't mind whether I live or die :)

Theme: Finding a way to survive when fate seems set in stone.