Qingming: Cat and Mouse Fan Fiction

A note beforehand: *facepalm* I said that if I ever touched another Mousecat fic before my whatever, I'd write my name backward... TAT So please call me Jun Qi... I started this ages ago, and since it happened to be Tomb-Sweeping Day, I figured I'd just finish it. Also, anyone who took the Tomb-Sweeping Day theme in that direction, go stand facing the wall a hundred times! In other words, there's more to do on Tomb-Sweeping Day than pay respects to the dead, isn't there... One last warning: Treat this as a non-comedic parody. It's all rambling nonsense, meant literally, with no deeper meaning. Put away that gloomy little mood you were getting ready for first >v< Premise: