The Evil God Is Purehearted and a Chatterbox

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At the brink of life and death, An Lin chose to summon an evil god to save her own skin.

But after forming a pact, she discovered that fulfilling it would cost her life.

Reality was too cruel. An Lin decided to throw caution to the wind and give up trying.

What difference did it make how she died? If she was going to die whether she nervously placated the evil god or not, she might as well take advantage of him, tease him, deceive him, and squeeze every last bit of value out of him!

Before long, she discovered that the evil god was an illiterate, chatty pushover.

This was wonderful! An Lin eagerly set about teaching this evil god, who had overwhelming strength but not much in the way of brains, what "human love" meant.

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The world became a playground for monsters. Amid the wasteland, the evil god asked his pact-bound partner, "This is humanity's evolution. Are you really going to give it up?"

Not long after, Nan Luo asked his girlfriend, "You teach me to love you every day, but why don't you love me?"

Later, his girlfriend finally answered him. Nan Luo was so delighted that he let it go to his head and revealed his inhuman true form as an evil god.

He scared his beloved out of her mind.

[Reader's Guide]:

The male lead is an eldritch, nonhuman being, an illiterate, chatty idiot beauty.

The female lead's SAN is low throughout. At first, she only uses the male lead.

[Important Reader's Guide]:

The female lead injures the male lead with a cleaver.

The female lead's SAN is unstable, and some of her ideas are rather strange.

Idiot beauty x scheming sweetheart

Coming soon: [The Days I Pretended to Be an Artificially Stupid AI]

An Qiu transmigrated into a bird's egg and was found by the immortal Venerable Ji Zheyu.

To prevent an angsty romance between an immortal Venerable and his demon pet, she solemnly declared:

"I'm the final work of a master craftsman, a one-of-a-kind smart orb that can tell stories! Pay me spirit stones, and I'll bring you joy!"

Ji Zheyu believed her.

She collected so many spirit stones that before long, she hatched.

As An Qiu pecked at her eggshell, she explained, "Well, is it possible that hearing so many stories awakened my second form?"

Ji Zheyu believed her again.

Some time later, because she'd been eating so well, An Qiu transformed into human form.

An Qiu: "Congratulations! You've unlocked my third form, the human form!"

This time, Ji Zheyu didn't believe her.

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The Jade Firmament Immortal Venerable Ji Zheyu raised a bird. From the moment he handed over his first spirit stone, he was saddled with the title of "sucker of an owner," and he couldn't shake it off.

When the sun rose, An Qiu followed her natural instincts and sang at the top of her lungs: "Jing jing jing jing jing!"

Ji Zheyu's head throbbed.

He'd spent the night helping this bird through her mating season, coaxing and deceiving her and feeding her spiritual energy until she stopped demanding to go out and lay eggs.

But after one night's sleep, the bird had forgotten everything and thought she was naturally gifted!

And now she was singing first thing in the morning!

Eventually, Ji Zheyu finally shed the title of "sucker of an owner" and successfully leveled up to become a sucker of a romantic partner, hopelessly devoted.

[Reader's Guide]:

1. The female lead is based on the long-tailed tit, an unbelievably adorable bird.

2. This is a sweet romance, guaranteed sweet!

3. The female lead isn't very smart, but she never lets herself get the short end of the stick. If she's unhappy, she runs away from home.

4. The male lead is only a sucker for the female lead.

Theme: Never give up hope of survival.