I Didn't Mean to Fake My Death!

[50% Anti-Theft Threshold] Coming soon: Volleyball Otome, but I Charge in the Opposite Direction. A ridiculous otome story, please add it to your favorites! Tsukiyama Chiku is an ordinary writer. One day, she is bound to a writing System and transmigrates to different worlds, where she experiences the characters up close so she can write better stories. I don't mind transmigrating, but can you at least let me be a person? [Detective Conan] At a crime scene, Hagiwara's phone buzzes. He looks down and finds the culprit and the method of murder laid out in plain view on the screen. Hagiwara: My pupils are shaking. Who's spying on me?! Tsukiyama Chiku: Heh. Me, from inside your phone. [Jujutsu Kaisen] In the middle of a white-haired teacher instructing his students, a girl who looks just like him suddenly appears and kicks a curse spirit flying. His sunglasses also vanish. Pink-haired student: T-Teacher, is that your child?! Tsukiyama Chiku: What is that ugly thing? It scared me to death! [Demon Slayer] At last, the Demon King has a lead on the blue spider lily he has sought for a thousand years. But the flower has grown legs and run off on its own. Muzan: Where's my flower?! Tsukiyama Chiku: Why wouldn't I run? I don't want to get eaten! Hey! You, the guy with the split haori, wait for me! Victim Number One: I was on the phone with Jinpei when a girl suddenly appeared on my screen. I nearly died of fright. 5t5: My sunglasses are gone, and I've somehow got a daughter now. My reputation is ruined. Demon King: Good grief! The flower I finally found has turned into a person and keeps darting around. I can't catch her! Meanwhile, Tsukiyama Chiku, making up all kinds of stories to explain her identity: That damn System set me up! * Later, this is how everyone sees Tsukiyama Chiku: A girl who saved a certain police officer from a bomb, only to disappear without a trace. A Demon Slayer who feared death, yet still gripped her Nichirin Blade for her comrades, dying before dawn. The youngest student at Tokyo Jujutsu High, always rushing to the front lines to protect her classmates, and sealed inside the Prison Realm in her teacher's place. * After returning to her original world, Tsukiyama Chiku wonders: Why do I run into murder cases every time I leave the house? Why does that sword-carrying employee of the Wisteria-marked organization look so familiar? And that disgusting thing must be a curse spirit... One by one, people from other worlds appear before her, clutching her with looks of relief at having found someone they thought lost. "I've finally found you. Come home with me!" Tsukiyama Chiku: ...Could you let go of me before you start talking?! Wait, no, stop, don't fight! # Although it's called a writing System, the story has nothing to do with writing. Just think of it as an ordinary System. # The bonus chapter has a set pairing (Chuuya). Skip it if you're not interested. # The heroine grows stronger in combat. She'll be very strong after the Detective Conan arc. World order: Detective Conan, Demon Slayer, Jujutsu Kaisen, Bungo Stray Dogs. # This is a fix-it story, so the logic is dead. I'm aiming for comedy, so please don't overthink it. If you don't like it, please just leave. If you insult me, I'll cry in secret QAQ # OOC warning 2022.06.17 Coming soon: Summoning Detective Conan Characters to Become King in Jujutsu Kaisen Zen'in Chiyi had never awakened a cursed technique, and being a girl meant she was treated terribly by her family. One day, after beating up the cousin who wanted to marry her off, she packed her bags and ran away. Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Never look down on a young person just because they're poor! Gin, hearing those words: ... That little girl who keeps spouting embarrassing chuunibyou lines has shown up again. Before the gun could reach her forehead, cursed energy enveloped him, and he signed a contract with Chiyi. A master-servant contract, no less! [System activated successfully. Gin is a contractable target. The higher his affinity, the more powerful the abilities you can use. Keep up the good work, Host.] After falling into another world, Chiyi discovers that her cursed technique has awakened! [Cursed Technique: Otherworld Summoning Character Shikigami: Gin the Phantom Assassin, Morofushi the Violent Healer, Hagiwara the Guardian Knight, Matsuda the Beastman Warrior, Date the Berserker. Collect all four to summon Amuro, the Dark Elf!] Chiyi: Why be a clan head? I want to be king! Forward, to conquer the rotten orange Demon King! As Chiyi's Shikigami collection grows, the higher-ups grow restless. Chiyi calmly pats the little boy with glasses on the head. Come on, show them what it means to be killed by the Grim Reaper's needle! Detective Conan crew: ... What can we do? Of course we're going to spoil our own kid. Jujutsu Kaisen crew: Spoiling kids is no good. This is how you end up with a brat! * A certain man with a topknot: I was happy to meet a classmate who also had a summoning technique, but why are Chiyi's Shikigami so good-looking and capable of every skill, while mine are all hideous curse spirits? Hmph! A certain white-haired Six Eyes user: All I said was that I wanted to be Chiyi's king consort. Why are her Shikigami so angry? They even said, "Satoru Gojo and rotten oranges are forbidden from going near Chiyi." How awful! A certain boss of a criminal syndicate: What are you complaining about? Not only did she steal my subordinates, she's practically tearing my headquarters apart. Is nobody going to do something about her? Victims A, B, C, and D: We tried. The grass on our graves is already two meters tall. Want to join us? Bosses/Curses: Sorry. I was being too loud earlier. Coming soon: What Do I Do When My Host Is Matsuda but the Binding Went Wrong? Pairing: Matsuda. Sweet romance, no angst. Eight-year-old Matsuda brings home a cat he found. With his devoted care, the kitten grows lively and healthy. He discovers that his cat loves meddling in other people's business, and loves tugging at his pant leg to drag him along, too. But it's clever. When he gets an answer wrong on his homework, it paws at the right one. And it's fiercely protective. When he gets into a fight, it charges in to take the other guy's "head." It even turns into a person to save him in a crisis... Huh? Wait, turns into a person?! After System 01 successfully completed its mission with its previous Host, it lazed around in the main space without doing any work. Finally, one day, the Main System had enough. After assigning it a mission, it kicked it out. And so... In its haste, it got the coordinates wrong and ended up inside the dead cat beside its Host, Matsuda. 01: Help! What do I do now that I'm bound to a kitten's body?! Just as the experienced 01 is preparing to grit its teeth and handle everything itself, it realizes that Matsuda is still the Host assigned to complete the mission. 01, struck by lightning on a clear day: Help! How am I supposed to get my eight-year-old little brat of a Host to finish the mission when I've been separated from him and turned into a cat that can't talk? Answers wanted ASAP! Core theme: Everyone has a bright future.