The Distillery Boss's Deficit-Fueled Retirement Plan

[Going premium on 8/31. A 10,000-character update will be released that day. Please support the official version!] [Updates every day from Tuesday to Sunday at 9 p.m.] On his eighteenth birthday, Hakucho Kanata is suddenly told that his grandfather was the Boss of an evil organization. He is bound to a Boss System, then immediately learns that his absurdly long-lived grandfather has passed away, leaving him an organization that is 99% undercover agents. Hakucho Kanata only wants a peaceful life, so he comes up with a brilliant idea: If he makes the organization go bankrupt, he can retire in peace! Looking at the System's list of organization members, with its massive number of red names marking undercover agents and traitors, Hakucho Kanata bursts out laughing. With so many undercover agents around, all he has to do is make a few moves and he can get rid of this hot potato. It's practically a dream come true! And so he begins a series of outrageous operations. Deals with other criminal organizations? Reject them all! Make the organization enemies with every other criminal group, and ideally get it taken out by another gang! Recruit undercover agents far and wide. Welcome them aboard and increase the organization's undercover-agent ratio even further! Hakucho Kanata does his best to give orders, but... why do all these criminal groups either turn on each other or get arrested before they can even go to war with them? And why are all the undercover agents trying so hard? Is he getting farther and farther away from retirement? RUM: He can make his enemies fall apart without firing a single bullet... Truly terrifying! Top Hitman: As expected of the Boss. Everything is under control. Dark-Skinned Childhood Friend: It's okay. I understand what you're going through. Don't worry, I won't let you get dragged into this. FBI Ace: My cousin is so helpless and vulnerable. I have to bring him back into the light. Hakucho Kanata: ...Huh? 1. The protagonist is chaotic good. The pairing is undecided for now. 2. Serious power struggles X Everyone making wild assumptions √ [No-pairing work in progress: Mom's a Magical Girl, Dad's Kamen Rider] Yun Xiu's parents are very mysterious. His mother sometimes disappears during parent-teacher meetings, only to return to the classroom just before giving her speech. That day's news reports that a veteran magical girl teamed up with a newcomer to defeat a monster. His father will be cooking, then suddenly dash out of the house with a spatula in hand. When he gets back, he apologetically orders Yun Xiu takeout. The headline "It's a Blast from the Past! The Original Kamen Rider Returns!" is trending on the video-sharing site. He used to think all families were like that, until one day his father solemnly took his hand and placed a belt in it. That same day, a creature that looked half cat and half fox came to his house: Make a contract with me and become a magical girl! Yun Xiu has a little secret. His father is Kamen Rider, and his mother is a magical girl. And he... is both Kamen Rider and a magical girl. ※No pairing, with tons of references and homages.] Theme: Never give up hope