How Can a Beta Coast Through the Cutthroat Arena of an Alpha-Omega Dating Show?

Beta shou who works hard while trying to slack off / Alpha gong who can’t have him and goes crazy at any moment

After being reborn, Zhou Zhou bonded with Slacker System 301 and entered the AO dating show that had once ruined his reputation, cost him everything, and left him to die of depression.

How could a Beta slack off and coast through the battlefield of an AO dating show?

Zhou Zhou thought it was easy: just treat filming the dating show as a job that paid the bills.

Pretend he barely knew his ex-boyfriends 1, 2, and 3, play second fiddle to the Omega with the beloved-by-all aura, and let other fandoms drag him however they liked...

Don’t ask. The job comes first.

After a series of outrageous attempts to slack off, Zhou Zhou somehow turned everyone else’s battlefield into his own crematorium?

The ex-boyfriends who’d despised and loathed him in his previous life confessed their feelings on the show, in front of everyone.

Zhou Zhou: I have someone new.

Song Shanyu (Qi Yu), eagerly claiming to be the new love: Sorry, he’s mine.

Ex-boyfriends 1, 2, and 3: Someone stole our home?

Zhou Zhou: ...When did that happen?

Content warnings:

1: AB romance. The shou will not turn into an Omega. Both are inexperienced.

2: The gong is crazy. He hides his true identity to get close to the shou and often forces him to do things. A mad dog who can’t mark his wife and can’t smell his pheromones, how could he possibly be normal?

3: No children in the main story, but very likely in the extras.

4: Many original setting details.

Please check out my campus novel about a male pregnancy next door: "The Gloomy Shou Ran Away After Abandoning His Husband and Child, But He Can’t Escape"

Gloomy, starved for affection, flirtatious without realizing it, beautiful shou / Former love-struck simp, now an utterly unhinged gong who has stopped acting human

Lin Shen was cool and refined, with excellent grades.

But because of his unusual body, his parents despised and ignored him. He was insecure and gloomy, and thought he was like a rat living in a filthy gutter, hidden from the light.

He hated being around people and was afraid they’d discover the secret of his body.

Chen Jinchao was a PE student who’d returned to school after military service. He was 1.87 meters tall, with broad shoulders and long legs, a first-rate family background, and a handsome face. Lin Shen had made up his mind to choose him as his boyfriend.

Insecurity, sensitivity, and suspicion were flaws carved into Lin Shen’s bones. He and Chen Jinchao got together, broke up, then ran into each other on a snowy winter night and spent a wild night together.

Three months later, Lin Shen started feeling unwell. He threw up everything he ate, and his stomach kept growing.

After learning he was pregnant, Lin Shen secretly put on women’s clothes and gave birth at a hospital, then left Chen Jinchao’s contact information and ran away.

It was the memory he least wanted to revisit.

Chen Jinchao arrived at the filthy, chaotic hospital after a long journey. Seeing the tiny, premature baby in the incubator, he realized the person he’d come looking for was nowhere to be found. "Lin Shen, you’re heartless."

Years passed, and Lin Shen’s life flowed along like still water.

Until a dainty, doll-like child barged into his life, throwing tantrums, refusing to let go of his leg, and wailing on purpose.

He contacted the child’s parents, but the person who showed up was Chen Jinchao, whom he hadn’t seen in years.

Pinned down on the bed, unable to move, Lin Shen spoke through the scorching heat pressed against his lips and teeth. "Chen Jinchao, your son has quite a temper."

The man held him even more firmly, his brows fierce and his emotions tightly restrained. "He’s your son too."

Lin Shen didn’t dispute that.

He had no idea how to raise or care for a child, and the little one was a complete tyrant, a pampered young master who couldn’t stand the slightest grievance.

Whenever Lin Shen got angry, the little boy always said, "You know I’ve been without a mom since I was little."

Then one day, the little boy cried so hard at kindergarten that he ended up in the hospital. Lin Shen finally understood why Chen Jinchao spoiled him so much...

As Chen Jinchao relentlessly took what he wanted without holding back, Lin Shen gritted his teeth and endured it. He realized Chen Jinchao had changed a lot. He no longer asked what Lin Shen wanted at every turn, and could lose control over a single thing Lin Shen said.

A little after two in the morning, Lin Shen got up to use the bathroom and found Chen Jinchao on the balcony, taking sleeping pills. Alarmed, he searched the study and found a drawer full of Chen Jinchao’s antidepressants.

Behind him, Chen Jinchao’s voice was deep and smooth, utterly calm. "So you found out."

"Sorry, but you can’t get away from me."

Content warnings:

1+: The shou is intersex! He really is poor, selfish, starved for love, and insecure because of his family environment.

2+: The shou is mentally unwell, and the gong becomes unwell later too.

3+: At first, the shou only loves himself. He gradually learns how to love.

Upcoming novel: 1. "The Delicate Zerg Mother Survives on Her Peerless Beauty"

Flirtatious, delicate, parasitic-vine beauty and little liar shou / Fastidious, unhinged, controlling gong

After waking up, Li Sixue found himself a not-yet-mature Zerg Mother coveted by all Zerg. He might fail to merge, and he was delicate and unable to care for himself.

His possible fiances numbered two, four, seven, or eight, and they were all waiting for Li Sixue to fail to merge so they could eat him and replenish their nutrients.

Li Sixue, who ended up in the hospital every few days, had to meet many high-ranking Zerg every day. They were all handsome, and they all asked the same question.

"Did you successfully merge today?"

The weak and delicate Zerg Mother, Li Sixue: "..." He didn’t want to successfully merge at all.

To the Zerg, an immature Zerg Mother was a parasitic vine, clinging to them and taking endlessly. They hoped the Zerg Mother would successfully merge, but feared being parasitized by an immature one.

Moving among powerful Zerg, Li Sixue provoked someone he shouldn’t have: the slumbering King Zerg.

Li Sixue was forced to parasitize him and take the nutrients he needed.

The King Zerg, Nofele Yi, held his delicate Zerg Mother. "The royal family must produce heirs. Your ovaries are ready."

Li Sixue: "My body is weak."

Nofele Yi: "Be good. It won’t hurt your body."

1: Many original setting details.

2: The shou is a beautiful, beloved-by-all type, and many characters will compete for him. The gong is powerful and unhinged.

3: One-on-one, both are virgins.

Upcoming interstellar double-Alpha novel: "The Universally Hated Low-Quality Alpha Rises on His Looks"

Universally hated, low-quality Alpha shou / Dominant, extremely controlling Alpha gong

Fang Lining, born on a garbage planet, was a low-quality Alpha who got into the Empire’s top military academy. With his exquisite, striking looks and refined, noble air, he didn’t seem like a dirty, low-class commoner.

The Empire was sharply divided by class. The noble young masters despised Fang Lining, who had made it to the academy from a garbage planet. Unable to stand his excellent grades, they secretly switched his scores after every exam.

Fang Lining had a rough time at the military academy. The noble young masters treated him like he wasn’t human, but they obeyed a top-tier Alpha without question and didn’t dare speak loudly around him.

Fang Lining had only seen that top-tier Alpha from a distance. After graduating, he was assigned an unremarkable clerical job in the military. He worked diligently, but when a war broke out, he was framed for treason and sentenced to execution by firing squad.

Fang Lining never thought he’d get another chance to open his eyes. Miraculously, he returned to the day of the Empire’s top military academy’s freshman ceremony. He looked at the top-tier Alpha onstage, whose powerful presence made him seem untouchable.

Fang Lining didn’t want to spend another life scraping by meekly as he had in his previous one.

Determined to get on Zong Zhoubai’s good side, Fang Lining just wanted a powerful backer, so he could be a good little lackey and secure a bright future.

Things went awry from the start, the plot veered off course, and the ending seemed a little off?!

Zong Zhoubai didn’t approve of Alpha-Alpha romance, but Fang Lining seemed to love him enough to give up his life. So he’d graciously grant Fang Lining a chance.

Zong Zhoubai: "I’ll allow you to confess your love."

Fang Lining frowned and cursed him internally. "I only see you as a brother."

Zong Zhoubai: "I’ll give serious consideration to being with you."

Fang Lining: "..."

After Fang Lining turned down the top-tier Alpha’s confession, all the academy’s noble young masters bowed and scraped whenever they saw him, acting like his underlings. Those who’d bullied Fang Lining before were filled with regret and afraid he’d settle old scores.

When Fang Lining stumbled upon Zong Zhoubai’s rut, the influence of rank and pheromones brought on Fang Lining’s rut early. The two fought fiercely in a room. Fang Lining ended up with a split head and dislocated arm, pinned down by the top-tier Alpha and utterly unable to fight back.

After the rut passed, Zong Zhoubai was taken away by his family, and Fang Lining never saw him again.

When Fang Lining was sent to the Empire’s prison for treason once more, the first person he saw was unexpectedly Zong Zhoubai...

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