[Scroll down to see the character card and you will get a lot of cute cats. Please collect the pre-order "After the Straight Male Social Animal and the Tentacle Become a Partner", the copy is at the bottom]
Good news: The first psychic mutant who can appease monsters has appeared.
Bad news: It's a piece of pudding with a cat's tail and ears.
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In the 59th year since the arrival of genetic pollution, humans have conducted countless experiments.
Pudding is the last experimental subject born in the laboratory. He's so timid that the slightest startle can cause him to revert to his cat form and then turn into a melted pudding ball.
The pretty boy with cat ears would just curl up in the glass cover.
It once seemed that he didn't have any special powers.
Until someone discovered that the voice of pudding can soothe attacking monsters, and even as long as you approach and touch pudding, the unresolved mental damage can be soothed.
Countless people begged Pudding for comfort, and aliens were no exception.
As long as the pudding is willing to extend its caramel-sweet tail for them to hold, anything will do.
But comfort has its limits.
The supreme commander of mankind regretted that Pudding needed to recuperate.
……
Wei Li, the supreme commander of mankind, an SSS-level mutant, always calm, always strong, like a beacon that never wavers.
Only Pudding knows.
Wei Li had already gone crazy and turned into a monster in human form.
Although he is just and kind in front of others, he will hug him tightly and stroke his cat ears and tail repeatedly until he squeezes out the last bit of his ability to comfort others.
The kitten was so dazed that it didn't stop.
*Occasionally, I also write about the setting of cute cats vs. Perverted humans, where cats are good and people are bad.
*The cat is a mutated cat with a gland on its belly that secretes honey.
——Advance collection of "Straight Male Social Beast and Tentacle Become a Partner"——
Kong Tong, a straight man, a single mother and a recent graduate, is an ordinary social creature.
One day, he received a notice from the "Alien Immigration Administration" that the result of the spouse selection form he had filled out in the past was - he was assigned a partner.
In other words, he is going to have a wife.
The partner's identity form was sent, with red letters written on it:
[Race: Cuscuta]
[Gender: Male]
Marital status: Widowed
……
He knows that the good things that come to his wife from heaven will not happen to him.
When he was hesitant to give up, he met the other party for the first time - he was long and straight, beautiful and delicate, with sad eyes, looking at him a little timidly.
Apart from gender, species and being married, she is simply the wife of his dreams.
Very humble and pitiful: "If I can't find anyone to marry, I will be deported..." I almost cried.
Kong Tong: "..." If you refuse, you can't say it out loud.
After the wedding, I was getting together with my friends. My friend was surprised and said, "How dare you marry me?"
Kong Tong thought cowardly.
But my wife's last wife died of illness, not from being tortured to death. My wife is so beautiful that she can go out to be a star, but she is willing to be a full-time head at home... A househusband. It looks like it will break at the touch of a touch, it's clingy and sweet, and I have nightmares about it and I cry when I can't find him.
How can such a wife live without me?
After the party, his wife, wearing a long dress, took him home after he was drunk, but she showed a sad expression: "They said, don't become your wife's plaything."
Kong Tong was so panicked: "You, you are my wife, you should play... Play with me..."
He is indeed a straight man.
But his wife is so pitiful, how can she not comfort him?
He gave his first kiss, and then was played with by his wife's tentacles.
Kong Tong: "..."
The beautiful wife posted: "Husband, you are so kind..."
The wife said, husband, don't play with bad friends. The wife said that her husband refueled seven times a night. The wife said, husband, husband, where are you going to escape to?
……
Kong Tong felt that he had predicted how his wife's last husband died. Before his kidneys ran out, he hurriedly went to the Immigration Bureau to go through the procedures.
But unexpectedly, he saw his wife's last marriage application, with his name clearly written on it.
He was stunned and asked his wife who was chasing him: "What is going on?"
The wife gasped for breath, holding her arm with him and said in a timid tone: "Even if I kill you, I will resurrect you and get married again."
That's it, that's it.
He loves me so much.
So he went home in a daze and saw his wife in the kitchen, wearing only an apron. Life was still so peaceful and happy.
Kissing, hugging, and being pressed against the counter. Trembling with heat, he accidentally kicked open the cabinet door, and the tentacles hidden in the cabinet threw down the ropes, handcuffs, and blindfolds.
The wife was shocked: "Honey, I didn't hypnotize you!"
Kong Tong: "..."
Save, save——
Intention: Be positive no matter what you face.
Reader comments
I really didn't expect that the heroine actually died. Although the author said that he would heal, it seems that he has been cheated now, so... He won't be able to heal, right?
In fact, the heroine and the hero are not suitable at all. Their views and thoughts are completely different. The two of them should not be together in the first place, but this does give Moriarty a reason to become even more extremely gloomy later.
Alas, even though it's a rip-off, it's still beautiful.
I really didn't expect that the heroine actually died. Although the author said that he would heal, it seems that he has been cheated now, so... He won't be able to heal, right? In fact, the heroine and the hero are not suitable at all. Their views and thoughts are completely different. The two of them should not be together in the first place, but this does give Moriarty a reason to become even more extremely gloomy later. Alas, even though it's a rip-off, it's still beautiful.