Shi Li, an obscure street performer, was in a car accident and lost his memory. Before he could figure out what was going on, he was sent to take part in a hit variety show.
Before they left for the airport, his assistant warned him, "Remember to stay away from Wen Yiduo. He's a top-tier star with crazy fans. Any entertainer who's an Omega and gets involved with him is going to get flamed."
Shi Li took note, then promptly slipped at the airport and fell right onto the top-tier Alpha with the crazy fans.
The fans around them: "??!!"
Shi Li: "..."
Shi Li became famous.
Wen Yiduo's fans flamed him until he trended online, branding him a shameless, clout-chasing nobody.
A few minutes later, Wen Yiduo, the aloof top-tier star who hadn't posted anything in two years, made an unprecedented post to explain: He wasn't chasing clout. Don't flame him. They're old friends.
And just like that, Shi Li was stuck with Wen Yiduo's old-friend persona and forced to pretend they were close on the variety show.
On the show, the scandal-free, aloof top-tier star Wen Yiduo suddenly revealed that he'd once been dumped by his first love.
His fans were shocked, and the internet crashed on the spot.
The culprit calmly looked at Shi Li. "As for who my first love was, you can ask him."
Shi Li's pupils shook. Help! We're just pretending to be close. I don't know anything. I'm not your ex!
After being tied to Wen Yiduo's old-friend persona, the two were forced to team up. Shi Li discovered that this aloof top-tier star was not only strange in his mannerisms, but said strange things too.
In the morning, he'd wake up and call him "baby." At night, before bed, he'd praise him for being good. In between, he'd send him all kinds of bizarre messages and ask whether he missed him.
Shi Li: Either the top-tier star has gone crazy, or this whole world has.
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When Wen Yiduo was a trainee overseas, he had a deeply moving romance with an Omega.
It ended with him being dumped.
His lover, whom no one knew about, was named Shi Li.
Five years after the breakup, every time Wen Yiduo thought about his awful ex, his heart and lungs ached so badly that he couldn't sleep. Countless times, he swore to himself that from then on, he would never pine after him again, and would never humiliate himself by taking him back.
Until one day, he ended up on a variety show with his ex and discovered that his ex had lost his memory.
Wen Yiduo: Oh, then that oath doesn't count anymore. I'm going to win my ex back right now.
Wen Yiduo won back his amnesiac ex.
One day, while they were walking hand in hand by the sea, his amnesiac, hapless ex suddenly asked him two deadly questions.
"So you don't care about your first love at all anymore?"
"If he fell into the sea, would you jump in to save him?"
Wen Yiduo: SOS.
Preorder: Surviving as a Lazy Fish in a Paranormal World. Please save it!
Fresh out of college, Jiang Jian was dragged into a strange and terrifying world of endless paranormal instances, filled with indescribable monsters.
He had to keep completing the missions issued by the System, defeating monsters and upgrading the System in order to survive.
After spending over a hundred years, Jiang Jian finally upgraded the System to its max level and successfully returned to his original world.
With the ancestral home and inheritance his grandfather had left him, Jiang Jian smoothly began the lie-flat life he'd always dreamed of.
No work, no fighting monsters, just happy days as a lazy fish.
But then this world suddenly became just a tiny bit strange.
A tenant who came to rent a room seemed like an ordinary nine-to-six office worker, but in the dead of night, he would spit fire and roast mutant tentacles, filling the old house with the scent of cumin.
The old man next door plucked out his own eyeball with his bare hands and stuffed it into the wall. He watched Jiang Jian as he drooled with longing.
Strange incidents broke out all around them, and people kept disappearing. One residential building after another was urgently sealed off, while countless terrifying videos went viral online.
Contamination was spreading. The real world was being devoured by the paranormal bit by bit, while those indescribable monsters still lurked nearby, eager to move.
Jiang Jian, who had just started living the lie-flat life: "..."
I really don't want to fight monsters anymore.
As the paranormal invaded and the apocalypse drew near, countries rapidly established Paranormal Affairs Bureaus to fight the disaster and recruit awakened people capable of dealing with paranormal phenomena.
But there were far too many openings and not enough people. Jiang Jian, who accidentally revealed his "luck" ability, was drafted into the logistics department.
Thus, in his very first instance, Jiang Jian "luckily" drew hell-level difficulty: an SSS-rank aberration accompanied by a special-grade source of contamination, with a 99.9 percent death rate.
His teammates were pinned down and pummeled by the aberration one after another. When it was finally Jiang Jian's turn...
Jiang Jian: "..."
With no choice but to fight, Jiang Jian casually picked up a broken stick and fought the monster through his tears.
The SSS-rank aberration: "Aaaaaaah QAQ."
Fu Bo was the Paranormal Affairs Bureau's strongest fighter. His abilities were formidable, but his health was terrible. He was always coughing up blood, and everyone thought Fu Bo was close to death, including Fu Bo himself.
Until he met a handsome young man named Jiang Jian.
The young man casually picked a little plastic white flower off the ground and held it out to Fu Bo. "SSS-rank infected object, mutation direction: holy light. Eat this, and you'll live a healthy life to ninety-nine."
Fu Bo: "?"
Theme: Keep moving forward, even at your lowest point.
It's so rushed. I feel like I can write a few more chapters before the ending unfolds. I should at least finish up the family background.
It looked good, but the ending was a bit sudden.
Hahaha, what a good smelling dog! I always post some naughty (bushi) pictures just to show off my partner!
It's so sudden, I still want a sequel
Bought it all in one go! Proud(≧^≦)
Looks good, I want a sequel
The ending was so sudden that I was confused... I felt like there was a lot more to come, so I just finished reading it...
I finished watching it in one go. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sweet.
Hehe, after reading, check in
Nice! Not enough! ! !