Where Do the Wild Geese Nest?

This story has undergone a major revision, so please start from the beginning! I've realized I really don't know how to write a stone-faced character!!!! Dialogue version: The King of Hell plopped down in his chair. "Send him back! Hurry up and return his soul!" "M-M-My Lord, we can't send him back!" Horse Face was on the verge of tears. "Why not?" The King of Hell's expression changed. "How did he die?" "He was electrocuted..." "By heavenly lightning?" "It wasn't heavenly lightning... He was playing on his PSP when a leaking battery electrocuted him!" "..." The King of Hell opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but nothing came out. "He was fried until he looked like a burnt flatbread. We really can't send him back... What should we do, My Lord..." "Why are you so nervous, My Lord?" "He's different... He's the Star Lord of Bad Luck. If he spends too long with us, who knows what might happen to the Underworld..." "Huh?" Confessional version: I thought transmigrating here would let me win a handsome man, but things went wrong, and I wound up saddled with one burden after another. A pure gay man with incredible luck with women lands in a crowd of them, and every heroic young master treats him like a plague, doing all they can to avoid him. All he wants is to find a handsome man or beautiful woman and live a peaceful life, but time and again he gets caught up in the maelstrom and can't pull himself free, step by step, he's forced into the eye of the storm. None of this is what I want or what I had in mind. I struggle desperately, but only sink deeper. Then, when I finally look back, I realize that what I've always wanted has been right beside me... Yan Hui stuns the crowd with a brilliant line, outshining all the heroes. A stirring five-character quatrain: Ahem~ The sun sinks behind the hills, the Yellow River flows into the sea, wildfires cannot burn it all away, and spring breezes bring it back to life... ╭(╯3╰)╮ I'm not asking to be adored by everyone, just hated by everyone! Comments and bookmarks are welcome! A portal to my other modern paranormal story: