A True-Love Warrior, but a Mage

Jujutsu Kaisen crack pairing series:

1. Gojo Satoru x Kakashi (complete)

2. Okkotsu x Inumaki (complete)

3. Nanami x Mahito (upcoming)

If you are still a virgin at thirty, you will become a wizard~

A wizard is someone with the supernatural ability to hear other people's thoughts just by touching them.

So if I became a wizard, I could hear Inumaki's thoughts without needing words.

Thinking this, Okkotsu continued searching online: "How to become a wizard before turning thirty."

He just hadn't realized that Panda had seen right through his intentions.

Panda even joined forces with that unreliable white-haired teacher, and they decided to help Okkotsu's "wizard plan" along.

That night, Okkotsu received all sorts of bizarre messages:

"Avoid watching porn until you're twenty-five, and you can become a junior wizard!"

"Abstain on every date that's a multiple of four. Keep it up for ten years and you can become a little wizard!"

"..."

Okkotsu: Great. Every one of these is more ridiculous than the last.

Later, he received a game from his unreliable teacher.

Inumaki realized that Yuta had been acting strangely lately. Sure enough, he saw him gathered with their teacher again, and overheard snippets like "a strange world is conducive to developing a romantic relationship," "custom character cards," and "you can feel like you're really there after a cursed technique makeover."

It wasn't until he woke up in a strange world and saw "Team Seven" on the screen that he understood. Naruto even pointed at him and shouted:

"Sakura, 'Yuta,' Sasuke, come here! There's a white-haired guy with half his face covered, just like Kakashi-sensei! Could he be his secret love child?"

Inumaki: ? Let's put the secret love child thing aside for now. Did something weird just get mixed in here?

On the first day after they left the game, the white-haired teacher rushed into Inumaki's room, unable to wait any longer. "So, Toge, how far have you and Yuta gotten?"

Thinking of all the strange things that had happened lately, Inumaki finally couldn't hold back. He pulled down his zipper and yelled at the culprit standing before him: "May your bangs fall out!"

The next day, their classmates at the technical college saw Gojo-sensei wearing a hat, a rare sight.

Later, that unreliable teacher finally came through for once, stealing a device from the higher-ups that let its user hear other people's thoughts.

So Inumaki was cornered in his room by Okkotsu.

"You stole a kiss from me in the game, Toge. What exactly are you thinking?"

As Inumaki kept dodging him, Okkotsu's gaze grew increasingly unhinged.

"If you don't want me to know, why not become a wizard, Toge, and hear my thoughts instead~"

The moment the ring was forced onto Inumaki's finger, the other person's thoughts rang out:

"I love Toge~"

Theme: Love doesn't always need to be expressed in words.