Working the Dating Show Circuit, I Went Viral for My Wellness Tips

Ming Ying, an employee at the transmigrate into a book bureau who slacks off at work, was getting ready to retire, but something went wrong.

She has to finish filming a dating reality show before she can collect her pension.

Ming Ying: It's fine. I can take it easy anywhere.

Before filming even began, the whole internet started bashing Ming Ying, branding her a rich family's ugly daughter.

Ming Ying: Huh? What's ugly about me?

So she booked an appointment with a practitioner of traditional Chinese medicine. With proper treatment, her complexion became rosy and radiant, her qi and blood flowing smoothly. It was like getting plastic surgery.

The dating show's house was hard to get to, so Ming Ying went out and bought a Yadi e-scooter. A little electric scooter is the working person's true soulmate.

The show filmed its couples interacting around the clock, so Ming Ying immediately got into immersive organizing. Tidying up the workspace on company time still counts as work hours.

During filming, a scheming male contestant shamelessly latched onto Ming Ying for clout and tried desperately to form a couple with her.

Putting her HR skills as a working stiff to use, Ming Ying studied the show's rules inside out and got him kicked off the cast legally and by the book. And she didn't have to pay a cent.

Netizens: Hahahaha, how did Ming Ying turn a dating show into an elimination competition? How can we get as clever as her?

Ming Ying, perfectly calm: Keep meditating. Stillness brings composure, and composure brings wisdom.

Netizens: Huh? Where did you learn that?

Ming Ying: Thanks for asking. The Dao De Jing.

Ming Ying slacks off in every way on the show.

The corporate drones eagerly follow every update, never missing a moment: See? I told you watching Sister Ming would teach you workplace survival skills!

Ming Ying just wants to focus on wellness, both on and off the show.

Her older fans flock in: I hear this show is packed with wellness tips?

Dating show director: Huh? My little no-name dating show is a hit now?

Ming Ying abstains from worldly desires and cultivates the Way of Emotionlessness.

When male contestant Jing Qinghuai goes on a date with her, Ming Ying takes him to a singing bowl meditation session to minimize conversation.

They each fall asleep on their own, sleeping peacefully.

And then?

Jing Qinghuai, who has trouble sleeping: I don't think I can sleep without her.

When Jing Qinghuai first starts pursuing her, he throws money at her left and right. Ming Ying: Oh? He's got a good eye.

When Jing Qinghuai pursues her again, he can no longer hide his restrained, abstinent air. Ming Ying had only meant to glance at him, but suddenly freezes: Well, I guess I can't sleep without him either.

Netizens: Is that really the same thing? Sister Ming, aren't you cultivating the Way of Emotionlessness anymore?

Ming Ying: I can't help it. Suppressing yourself will make you sick.

Balance between yin and yang is the true path to wellness... So, just go with the flow, let things take their course, and let everything fall into place... right?

The abstinent CEO, after hearing this: Take it all. It's all yours. Everything I have is yours.

#You two really don't treat us like outsiders

#CEO openly begging for love, and Sister Ming going with the will of Heaven?

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Theme: Spend an hour on wellness every day, and enjoy a happy life forever.