I Have a Special Talent for Living Off Others [Quick Transmigration]

[On my knees asking for a day off! Update on 12/8] --Synopsis-- Shen Cuo is a thousand-year-old dodder vine. By nature, he needs to attach himself to others to survive, so when the Sugar Baby System came knocking, he agreed without hesitation. The problem was, his kind were all hopelessly looks-obsessed, malicious, and spoiled. And now that Shen Cuo had reached the prime of his life, he was going through a rebellious phase. He couldn't stand any of the targets the System picked for him. Instead, he set his sights on the crazy villain types 1. A beautiful college student kept by a disabled young master The heir to a wealthy family is betrayed by everyone and decides to take them all down with him. Shen Cuo rushes over and pulls him into his arms. "You heartless little brat! You were only halfway through keeping me when you decided to quit? Well, forget it!" The man's eyes turn red as he raves, "Brother Shen, I'm done for. I can't keep you anymore. But once we're both underground, I can, " Shen Cuo: "Who says you're done for? With me around, you'll be the richest man in the world!" 2. The former top-tier star's househusband The once hugely popular star is buried in scandals and banned across the internet. Seeing the empty table, he grabs Shen Cuo by the pale neck. "Are you leaving me too?" Shen Cuo flings a tablet at him. "Quit whining. The script's ready. Get on set and make some money. I've only got six boxes of black truffles left." 3. A discarded crown prince's bed warmer 4. A good-for-nothing disciple of a substitute Immortal Venerable 5. A house-kept little mermaid belonging to a cannon-fodder general After a few worlds, the System goes mad. "Host, our mission is to live off others and cling to powerful people, not become the powerful one yourself!" Shen Cuo smiles unconcernedly. "Hey, System, haven't you heard the saying, 'If you're going to live off someone, do it with confidence'? So, how's my confidence?" System: "..." Damn it! You're doing great, but what am I supposed to do about my year-end evaluation? Reader's Guide: 1. A looks-obsessed, spoiled, sharp-tongued gong x a possessive, unhinged shou who never turns back once he's set on something 2. Quick transmigration, gong's POV, with mutual pampering. The shous are all the same person, and the gong and shou are very much in love with each other. 3. Sweet and satisfying romance, with the love story in the foreground and the plot in the background "Beautiful Gongs Deserve to Be Taken Advantage Of" --Advance Preview-- Shen Yu is a thoroughly boring person. Though born into a wealthy family and heir to a fortune worth billions, he is solitary and eccentric, and keeps strangers at a distance. Yet he has an incredibly beautiful face, and the flowers sent by his admirers each year could fill the entire moat. Rumor has it that after just one look from him, your legs will turn to jelly. But Shen Yu has been celibate for over twenty years and has never shown interest in anyone, until one rainy night at the end of autumn, when he came across a young stray by the roadside. The very next day, the boy had been scrubbed clean from head to toe and put in Shen Yu's bathtub. Barely an adult, the kid was covered in wounds, dangerous and defiant, unable to speak, and ready to bite anyone who touched him. Shen Yu didn't so much as flinch. He planted his pale, elegant foot on the boy's shoulder and smiled at the bloody bite mark on his ankle. "Good job, little one." Xu Jingzhe was once the filthiest, most wretched creature in the world. He had no parents, and for as long as he could remember, he had fought stray dogs for scraps and lived among rats. Sometimes they were his friends, sometimes his prey. He taught himself how to keep from going hungry, but he had no idea how to be a person. Shen Yu was the one who took him in and taught him to read and speak, and how to use chopsticks... In three years, he turned him from a stray dog who knew only how to eat and sleep into a gentleman of high society. Later, more and more people began to praise and pursue him. But Xu Jingzhe turned them all down, because he harbored a mad secret deep in his heart He didn't want to be human at all. He only wanted to kneel on the ground and reverently lick and kiss the scar on Shen Yu's ankle, the mark that belonged to him alone. Everyone in the imperial capital knew that the Shen family mansion housed a vicious hound from hell: cruel, brutal, and untamable. But whenever Shen Yu appeared, the hound would tuck away his sharp claws and bare his softest belly, letting his master walk all over him. *He was his master, and his salvation.* "While the Villainous Big Shot's Perfect Partner Is Still Alive" Some novels always have a few utterly despicable scumbag gongs. They take their partners' devotion for granted, enjoy the rewards while begrudging them any affection, and yet some powerful men are blind enough to treasure them as their one true love, their moonlight, and the most important person in their lives. These scumbag gongs, however, always die young due to the twists and turns of the plot. Their partners then become the villains of their novels' evolving worlds, destroying the small worlds in all sorts of ways and killing the protagonists. The Perfect Scumbag Gong HE System binds itself to the villains' doomed, despicable partners. 1. A hard-working hunter shou who tries to earn money to buy clothes for his partner vs. a poor scholar gong in a farming novel who loves fine clothes and dies young 2. A general shou who is always dragging his partner out of brothels vs. a dissolute heir gong who dies young in a political intrigue novel 3. A powerful shou who works hard to make money vs. a lazy, worthless gong who dies young in a period novel 4. A wealthy, powerful, lame-legged shou vs. a kept man gong who dies young in a rich-family novel 5. A high-IQ powerful shou whose backing is the state itself vs. a poor, idle biological older brother gong who dies young in a novel about a fake heiress doted on by everyone Theme: Believe in yourself. You deserve to be loved.