1.
In her previous life, the female general Zong Ying arranged a marriage for her eldest legitimate grandson, Zong Yi. Though he loved someone else, Zong Yi silently obeyed. He never had children, and Zong Ying only learned of her grandson's stubborn devotion and loyalty on her deathbed. She regretted it, but it was too late.
When she opened her eyes again, she discovered that her eldest grandson was now an irritable top-tier star who always wore a scowl, while she had become his three-and-a-half-year-old younger sister.
In the original story, Zong Yi hired a fake little sister to join him on a variety show. Their performance was full of cringe-worthy moments, making them the show's most miserable comparison group. In the end, the whole internet hated them, and she died of depression.
Zong Ying: What nonsense is this? I'm going to help my eldest grandson defy fate and take first place!
2.
The parenting variety show We Have to Be Good at Everything begins airing.
Guest One: An award-winning actress brings along her rich best friend, a grown-up baby.
Netizens: She's not a grown-up baby. She's a human ATM!
Guest Two: A little prince of the music world brings along his clever dog.
Netizens: Uh... Border Collies really are as smart as little kids, though.
Guest Three: A tech company CEO brings along a newly developed AI robot.
Netizens: You said you were bringing a kid. Why have you brought my grandpa out here?
Guest Four: Top-tier star Zong Yi brings along his biological little sister.
Netizens: We've waited so long, and finally someone who actually fits the show.
But once the show aired...
Zong Yi's three-and-a-half-year-old sister played the guzheng with effortless grace and excelled at all kinds of martial arts. Even when it came to archery, she could trot over on her tiny legs, leap onto a horse, and fire three arrows at once, hitting the target every time.
Netizens: So the one who's good at everything is the three-and-a-half-year-old?
Good heavens, which one of them is actually taking care of the other on this parenting show?!
3.
Bedtime story time...
The other guests struggle to read bedtime stories to their best friends, dogs, and robots.
But Zong Yi's group is perfectly harmonious: the three-and-a-half-year-old pats the back of her notorious, violent top-tier-star brother, who's 185 centimeters tall, and tells him a story. The little girl talks until her throat is dry. At first, her brother is a little embarrassed, but soon he's listening with rapt attention and asking for a sequel.
The mud-pit scramble for the Temple of Heaven...
When there isn't even enough room for everyone to stand, and the guests are shoving each other around, Zong Ying calls out so she can win: "Xiao Yi, come up here! There's loads of room, and I promise I won't push you off."
Afterward, muddy Zong Yi smiles at the camera and says, "I'm fine. There's plenty of room up here, and the mud isn't dirty at all."
The audience nearly dies laughing at the numb smile on Zong Yi's face.
#ThisLittleSisterIsARealHandful#
#MyStrongWilledLittleGrandma#
The little prince of music is exposed as being in a relationship during the show.
Only then does Zong Ying remember the most important thing she needs to do in this modern age. Every time she meets a girl, she has to ask, "Xiao Yi, do you like this one?"
Even the viewers get in on it. Whenever a hen appears on screen, the comments flood with, "Xiao Yi, do you like this one?"
Later, Zong Ying sees the girl her eldest grandson had loved deeply in ancient times on the show.
With tears streaming down her face, she finally gets a chance to make up for her regret!
Sitting among the parents, she points excitedly at the girl and tells Zong Yi, "Xiao Yi, do you see her? She's the perfect wife I found for you. What do you think?"
Everyone else puts on matching expressions, ready to watch the drama unfold.
Zong Yi's face turns black as a pot. He pushes her into a high chair and finally loses his patience:
"Zong Ying, have you forgotten that you're the kid who's supposed to be taken care of?"
Things get tense for a while after that.
Zong Ying's old-fashioned manner and the way she frets over her top-tier-star brother's marriage make them go viral all over the internet.
The manager... The manager looks like he has a headache.
I told you to make a good impression, but I didn't tell you to do so well that the national teams kept showing up to block the studio entrance!
A daily-life story about the bond between a grandmother and grandson (brother and sister).
Theme: Cherish family ties.
