[The xianxia fantasy novel in my column, Senior Sister Tears Apart the Tool Character Script, is open for pre-orders. I'm begging you to add it to your collection. If you're interested, please click to save it~]
Pre-order blurb for Senior Sister Tears Apart the Tool Character Script:
Xie Azi transmigrates into a book.
She ends up in a novel called Sword Dao Supreme, as a supporting female character who devotes herself to the male lead, loves him with all her heart, and sacrifices herself for the Dao to open a path to ascension for him.
She, Xie Azi, is not about to sacrifice herself for some scumbag!
So Xie Azi tears up the script and snatches the male lead's opportunities.
She'll take the male lead's path and leave him with nowhere to go!
In the original story, she retrieves the heart's blood of a true dragon for the male lead to cleanse and refine his body, while she herself ends up covered in wounds.
In reality, Xie Azi affectionately throws an arm around the true dragon's neck and makes it her flying mount.
"Little dragon, stick with me and you'll go far!"
The true dragon nuzzles the palm of Xie Azi's hand.
For a moment, she thinks it's like the koi in her own backyard pond, playing around with her.
In the original story, she gets insanely jealous over the male lead and fights the demon clan's Saintess so fiercely that her reputation is ruined.
In reality, Xie Azi spends every day cuddling up to the Saintess, who is a phoenix, and exchanging beauty tips.
"You have to apply osmanthus oil every day to make your feathers smoother!"
The Saintess swishes her tail feathers and says haughtily, "You like them? I'll give you a couple."
The expression on her face reminds Xie Azi of the proud little bird that nests in her tree.
In the original story, she willingly sacrifices herself to force open the gates of the immortal realm so the male lead can ascend.
In reality, as soon as Xie Azi arrives at the Ascension Platform, she sees the gates of the immortal realm open before her.
But why does this realm, revered by all, look so much like her own sect?
A bird that looks just like her sect's gatekeeping crane comes before her and kneels respectfully, shouting:
"We welcome the Immortal Emperor back to the throne!"
Huh? I'm the Immortal Emperor?!
#Still doesn't know her sect is the immortal realm
#Everyone's a villain except me
Blurb:
After transmigrating, Jiang Congxu binds herself to a card System and gains a sharp-tongued, cold-hearted husband.
What a mess. She's in a remote fief, has just gotten off the carriage, and the place is desolate and sparsely populated. There are no provisions for autumn and no winter clothes.
In short: There's no way to live like this.
[Complete System tasks, and I'll grant your wish.]
Jiang Congxu's mind is already ticking away, so she eagerly completes her tasks and uses the manual that comes with the System to recruit the finest talent in the realm.
[Ding! Unlocked a character with the skill "You reap what you sow"]
[Ding! Unlocked a character with the skill "Divine craftsmanship"]
[Ding! Unlocked a character with the skill "A house full of gold and jade"]
Jiang Congxu works hard to max out the favorability of the manual's characters and, with their help, devotes herself to developing her fief.
Just when completing her task seems within reach, the System upgrades.
Final objective unlocked: Overthrow the Luo Dynasty and ascend the throne!
Her husband, who has been growing more virtuous by the day, also has a similar System.
Ming Xun: I don't need this System!
He's the young Prince of Qiannan, born to wealth and honor, and the dream of countless noblewomen in the capital. How can he have an Empress System?
The System even forces him to act like a "devoted wife" every day.
As if! He, Ming Xun, would rather die than become some ridiculous empress!
Amid the turmoil of the world, white clouds and gray dogs drift by.
The people have suffered under the great clans for far too long.
Jiang Congxu stands atop the City of a Hundred Years and fires an arrow at the City of a Thousand Years.
Behind her stand a top scholar who is clever to the point of seeming demonic, yet has been unjustly vilified; a Daoist heir, renowned throughout the realm but nowhere to be found; and a decisive general who has kept his identity hidden.
They represent the people of the realm.
Where the sword points, there I shall go. I bear the world on my shoulders and will never regret it, even if I face death nine times over.
[Reading Guide]
1. This story is entirely fictional, very fictional (emphasis added!!!), and combines elements from several dynasties. Readers seeking historical accuracy should give it a pass. There are many original inventions, and the main story describes the worldbuilding.
2. A strong heroine and a plot-driven story with a slow start. The System plays a minor role. It's a big stew of everything, with politics, farming, and war all mixed in~
3. Couple: a seemingly lazy but secretly hardworking heroine and a man who says one thing but means another, yet still shirks his duties. One-on-one romance, both leads are sexually inexperienced, happy ending.
Theme: Teach according to aptitude, adapt to the circumstances, and treat each person as an individual.
Queen development (x) Continuing training on male ethics (√)
I came here because of the title, and seeing this nourishes my stomach... If it's a career-focused heroine, I suggest you don't push so much. Of course, if it's a relationship-focused heroine, it's fine (slip)
In fact, this is the most correct approach. If you don't let it, 99% of the time a white-eyed wolf will appear, and he will think that this is what the heroine owes her.
The heroine is very in love, right? She has been slapped in the face by the male protagonist several times. Can she stop being so in love?
Exactly wrong. Ordinary people don't care who the person in charge is? Because you can't control them. Only those officials under my command can
The female protagonist is really too in love. The male protagonist has hurt the female protagonist several times, but the female protagonist doesn't hate it. She just feels that the male protagonist doesn't believe that the female protagonist makes her sad. The male protagonist's injuries are his own business and he deserves it. The female protagonist doesn't think it's enough to be happy after revenge. She is actually sad that the male protagonist doesn't trust her so he doesn't tell her about the injury?
This meme is pretty good. It's one of the best meme I've seen recently. But the heroine is a woman of the new era, and her skills are quite immature. A woman who can climb to the top, and a woman who will ascend to high positions in the future, her abilities still need to grow.
It's just a little fright. It's not painful or itchy. What's the point of getting angry?
Hahaha, the princess still wants to look at the face of a patriarchal patriarch?
Why not kill Erya? The heroine has already suffered twice because of her soft-heartedness, and this is not the first time Erya has used so-called crying to escape. A person of this age who is cautious, ruthless and capable of hiding hatred should be strangled in the cradle. The heroine is still too soft-hearted