After My Secret Account Was Discovered by My Crush

[Identity Reveals, Comedy, Healing, Sweet Romance, Ensemble Cast, Pure Love Above All!] A seemingly aloof, icy beauty who's actually an adorable sweetheart x a scheming, reserved, handsome guy with a buzz cut Jiang Songli was raised to be graceful and composed, always behaving like an heir to the Jiang family. Only on her secret account could she speak her mind and be herself. In public, she was cold, ruthless, and sharp-tongued. One sentence could make people bang their heads against the wall, and one look could make ten children cry. In private, she went, "Waaah, sob, ahhh!" Every word she typed gave off the shy air of a sweet young girl. The icy beauty was her disguise. A sweet girl was her true nature. She had no idea that one day, her crush, Chen Heyun, would discover her secret account. Even less did she know that this other side of her would bring out Chen Heyun's scheming side. He loved seeing a glimpse of the fox tail hidden beneath her disguise. Every time he saw her lose control of her disguise and make those little expressions, Chen Heyun could almost see her fluffy fox tail and fuzzy ear tips for real. She called him "Handsome Guy" on her secret account. At first, Chen Heyun had no idea that Handsome Guy was him. While his feelings for her were quietly blossoming, he couldn't stand the sight of any guy who looked even a little handsome. One jar of jealousy after another was knocked over. After he found out that he was Handsome Guy, he reread what she had posted on her secret account: [I really want to touch his abs.] [I really want him to hug me.] [I want him to call me baby.] [...] Chen Heyun went to great lengths, racking his brains to get her to touch him, hug him, and call her baby... Their daily routine became: [One of them spent every day figuring out how to get close to the other without revealing their feelings.] [The other spent every day figuring out how to grant the first one's wishes without revealing that he knew about the secret account.] Their sweetness levels were off the charts every day. (P.S. Actually, they were off the charts from beginning to end.) Later, Jiang Songli posted two Weibo updates: [Have I met a kind-hearted god?] [Will a kind-hearted god grant me another wish tomorrow?] Chen Heyun smiled when he saw the two posts. He didn't know whether there was a kind-hearted god, but he did know one thing: His heart had softened. *Writing this made my heart melt too. I hope it makes yours melt as well. Notes: 1. A campus slice-of-life story about a bunch of childish goofballs, with a touch of chuunibyou. The writing is amateurish too, so don't read if that's not your thing. 2. Not realistic! It's a fairy tale so perfect it feels utterly unreal! If you like realistic fiction, this will probably seem flimsy. I only recommend it to readers who like sweet romances and silly comedy. 3. The heroine may be a sweetheart at heart, but she's excellent in every way and has top-tier emotional control. If you like insecure, sensitive heroines, this isn't for you. 4. Although it's a secret-crush story, there's no bitterness at all, just sweetness, and lots of it! It's more of a doting romance than a secret-crush story. If you like angst, this isn't for you either. 5. The leads are in charge of the sweetness. I've got other characters handling the comedy. Overall, it's a funny, healing, ensemble-cast sweet treat. My next book will use this premise for a marriage-first, love-later story: [After My Husband Discovered My Secret Account] One-line summary: My arranged-marriage husband found out I'm a total pervert online! Seems innocent but isn't x appears celibate but is secretly addicted Shi Yu married the man she'd had a crush on since she was a girl. But theirs was a business marriage. They were husband and wife in name only, and he only came home once in a blue moon. With no other option, she put all her attention on her other husband. His name was Si Jing. He was currently the most popular and mysterious singer around. He wore a stylish, cool gray cat mascot head in public, and nobody knew what he really looked like. Shi Yu was madly in love with him and sent him private messages every day. Thinking he definitely wouldn't see them, she was outrageously bold: [Hubby, you're a cat and I'm a fish. Come eat me.] [Hubby, I'm a cat too. A crotch-watching cat.] [If you cover the top, all I can do is look at your bottom.] One time, while her real husband was away, she sent Si Jing another message: [Hubby, I'm lonely, cold, and all alone. I need you to keep me company, warm me up, and fill me up.] That day, Si Jing actually replied to her message: [Wash up and wait for me.] Shi Yu: ?!!! * Because the Chen family had a rule against courting public attention on social media, Chen Peiyan changed his name and appearance to pursue his musical dreams, becoming the mysterious singer Si Jing. By chance, Chen Peiyan discovered his wife's Weibo account. His wife, Shi Yu, was a girl he'd known since childhood. She always seemed reserved around him, and he'd always thought she was quiet and introverted. He never expected the little thing to have two sides. The quieter she was in real life, the wilder she was online. Not only did she say outrageous things to him, she also treated his private messages like a diary where she could vent her feelings: [Will he come home today?] [Will he message me today?] [I really want him to call me his wife.] [It's my birthday tomorrow. He definitely doesn't know.] [I want to eat that Blue Sapphire cake from Qinggang.] [Sob, my favorite coconut bread has been discontinued. There goes another little bit of my happiness.] After seeing these messages, Chen Peiyan started coming home often, messaging Shi Yu often, and calling her his wife... On her birthday, he traveled a great distance to surprise her. When she said she wanted cake, he flew back overnight by helicopter to bring her some. When she said her favorite bread had been discontinued, he bought the bakery and brought it back. Whatever she wanted, he did everything he could to give it to her. He wanted to see when this silly girl would finally figure out that he was Si Jing. But the silly girl just couldn't catch on. So he decided to cheat on himself with himself. Theme: May there be less hostility and more warmth in the world.