[BTS] I Only Said I Wanted to Retire

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As BTS's older brother born in 1993, Kim Won Cheol started planning for retirement early.

One day, Kim Won Cheol cradled a thermos with a knowing air. "Middle age leaves you no choice~"

The eldest, Kim Seok Jin, was about to have a serious discussion about what exactly counts as middle age.

Jeon Jung Kook darted over and snatched the thermos. "It's cola!"

Kim Tae Hyung took a sip too, then protested indignantly: "You're drinking X-Thing! X-Cola is the way to go!"

Kim Won Cheol was very accommodating. "Then I'll drink X-Bi next time."

"Stop making that kindly middle-aged uncle face all the time, hyung!" x7

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Updates whenever inspiration strikes (and more often once my real life settles down).

Eight-person fic, OOC warning.

The setting is entirely my own!!!

Theme: Passion never fades